Claimed:Cherry picking [Final 6/6]

[jRuutu 2,464]

 

Some time ago I answered few questions about my natural skating ability and how fast I can be sometimes. Now some people are calling me a cherry picker who only waits for a breakout pass and rarely backchecks. All I can say to that is : Start working on your skating. I´m coming in hot. When you see me , It´s already too late.  When there is a loose puck ,  I will get it. There is nothing you can do to stop me. Well, you can hit me but that rarely works because my legs are like rocks, insanely hard to knock me off the balance. 

 

I have been working on my skating lately , that is true but there is still more to my game than just the awesome skating. Yes, I´m more agile and faster than 95% of the players in the league. Being known as the fast guy is a tough job but somebody going to have to do it.  If anything , my new ability allows me to be a better backchecker and overall , it allows me to be a better two way forward.  Next I´m going to get some UFC -type of training going so i can improve my fighting ability. 

 

Because of this little controversy, i decided to spend my weekend in a local cherry farm. They asked me to come over in last season already but back then I had no time to do that. Ideal place to relax and take some time off from the media pressure. I asked few of my new teammates from New York to come with me but they all had something better to do. 

 

Liars.. but it´s all good. I had a great time over there. I learned a lot about cherry farming and especially about cherry picking.  Bend with your knees and use your wrist they say.  I sucked at first but quickly mastered the optimal technique.  I already have a backup plan if my VHL career ends suddenly.  I´m going to start a massive cherry farm. 

 

When i got back home from the farm, i went straight to the gym. There i took part in a UFC-for beginners class.     Everybody quickly noticed that I´m a natural and must move to more advanced training as soon as possible.  I stayed there for rest of the class and showcased my clearly superior fighting skills.  After the session one of the people who worked out there with me approached  and asked:  

 

Hey , you are Ruutu from Americans?

 

Me: Yes! How´s it going? Want me to sign something for you?

 

Oh great! I watched you play few days ago, I must say that you are easily the best looking player in the team!

 

Me: Oh , wow. Thanks! I hear that a lot. So what would you like to get signed?

 

Hmm , sign this for me!

 

Me: White boxers? Alright. What is your name?

 

My name is Jim.

 

Me: Okey , To Jim with love - Jorma Ruutu

 

Thank you so much. I hope you dont mind that i sell these soon. I need to buy a ps4.

 

Me: No worries , You do what you have to.

 

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Content: 3/3 - Interesting.. I wasn't quite expecting for it to be literally cherry picking when I opened this. 

Grammar: 2/2 - Your obsession with the space bar is concerning. Stop touching it so much

Various examples of extra space bar when using a comma; Ex: me , 
i = I

Appearance: 1/1 - nice picture

Overall: 6/6

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