Are You Shitting Me?

[Alucard 46]

From the VHL.com forums, after game 1 of the Oslo–Bratislava series:

 

Are you shitting me? How the hell did we not win tonight's game?! Thirty-four shots to TWELVE, and we still manage to lose? Am I the only one who's suspicious about Coca Cola not taking his mask off? That was some Carey Price shit out there; are we sure that was even Cola in goal?

—an irate Storm fan.

 

This is actually a possibility. Seriously, we battered them in the regular season, and then Cola's pulling off Price-esque saves? Suspicious to say the least. The league should investigate this shit.

—Storm fan, conspiracy theorist.

 

You guys are full of shit. Do you even listen to yourself when you talk? Or do you just kind of drift in and out? Carey Price playing for Bratislava... you guys need a reality check.

—Someone who's not full of shit.

 

Whatever dude. Your mom needs a reality check. The bottom line is that whoever's in goal for Bratislava can't pull off this superhero shit four games in a row. We'll bounce back in game 2—mark my word.

—Storm fan.

 

Sing it with me: Wrong wrong wrong wrong. Wrong wrong wrong wrong. You're wrong. You're wrong. You're wroooooong. Same shit in game 2.

—Storm fan from the future.

[Victor 10,591]

Just how shit Sandro Clegane is.

[Alucard 46]

Just how shit Sandro Clegane is.

 

Shots fired. Brotherly love.

[Victor 10,591]

No love for not knights.