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Yeah! For the first and most definitely last time in his career, World B. Free has scored a hattrick in an official hockey game. In the latest VHLM contest versus the Brampton Blades, there was nothing that could stop the young German defenseman from putting the puck in the net as he propelled his Moscow Red Wolves to the win with an astonishing performance on the offensive end. Normally he’s rather known for playing an assist at best than scoring a goal, so this occasion has to be marked in Free’s calendar for the rest of his living days on this earth.

 

After the game, Free stormed out of the locker room and yelled, “I’m the real deal you scrubs! You can send me all the blonde Russian girls, they will all get a big piece of freedom. I’ll make sure to cover all of them! Nobody will be left alone and behind, if I like them of course.” The hattrick nearly doubled World B. Free’s goal count in the running season from 4 to 7. Despite several doubters, the young talent continues to put in work out there in the rink. He has a long way to go when it comes to essential defensive stats like shots blocked, or hits, but things will improve with time.