Covington confused

[BluObieZ 1,125]

The morning started like every other morning for Sir William Covington III drunk laying next to models in bed. William never played hockey so he never knew what being on waviers means. Well this morning he got a rude awakening. First it was phone calls from numbers that he never seen before, then a knock on the door which resulted in a piece of paper being slid under the door that read "Pack your bags, your plane leaves for Bratislava in six hours"

 

William did not know why he was going to this place, hell he had no idea where it was. He called his lawyer who told him that he was claimed by the Bratislava Watchmen and he is expected to play in their next game. William was quoted as saying "What? claimed? what the fuck? I don't play hockey! Why would they want me? I don't want to be there, or even near there. Get me the fuck out of this. I refuse to go there. Where ever there is... where the fuck is Bratislava anyway?"

 

Next he called his publicist to see how it would look if he refused to show up to Bratislava. His publicist told him that it would be bad for his public image, but since the team is dead last most people would not blame him. William got even more furious hearing that the team was so bad "I have no clue how to play hockey and they want me? If they want to win, I am not their solution. Fuck these guys I want you to work with my lawyer to get me the fuck out of this" he went onto say "Why claim me when you have zero chance of making the playoffs? teams that have no chance should not be able to claim a player. It's insulting to the player having to play for a shit team... I would assume. Almost like the GM did this just to stick it to me. Fucking asshole!" she asked him what he will do now to which he said that he will not go to Bratislava and he will like to see them make him.

 

This was hours ago, it remains to be seen if William will show up. But if I was the team I wouldn't bet on it

Edited October 8, 2015 by KingRobbie

[Phil 5,119]

At least the hookers in Bratislava are cheap

[BluObieZ 1,125]

At least the hookers in Bratislava are cheap

I don't fuck em, I own hookers. But thanks for that, I atleast I can own cheap ones for cheap.

 

But more on this. I know I cannot "show up" or refuse to play. But honestly it makes no sense for a shit tea with no chance of making the playoffs to claim anyone on waviers so late in the season. Not like they can turn it around. Plus I won't be on the team next year. The only thing this accomplishes is screw the teams that want the players because they have a chance at winning it all. Plus the new player that has to play for a shit team while getting shit points.

[Phil 5,119]

But more on this. I know I cannot "show up" or refuse to play. But honestly it makes no sense for a shit tea with no chance of making the playoffs to claim anyone on waviers so late in the season. Not like they can turn it around. Plus I won't be on the team next year. The only thing this accomplishes is screw the teams that want the players because they have a chance at winning it all. Plus the new player that has to play for a shit team while getting shit points.

This is a very valid point and concern. I know some GMs like the former Brampton GM, tfong, tried to break the cycle of SUPER tank and then SUPER competitive, but because not everyone does/did this... it becomes the same ol' same ol'. Competing teams have little to no room for new players, such as yourself, and the only ones with rooms have no one else... makes it a pretty poor environment to walk into. 

 

I hope we can fix this in the future

[BluObieZ 1,125]

It's great and all you want to fix it. Because for new people coming to the site it must be very disheartening that they come to make a player but get claimed by a team tanking and that effects their stats and moral. I since I've been around take it as a opportunity to show off my players arseholic ways (yes I just made up a word)

What is even more funny in this case is cup contending teams have tried to claim me also. One team told me I would be their number 2 centre. But the team that gets me doesn't need me. Hell if they play me or not, they will still finish dead last. I strongly believe that the team that needs me the most should get me. This team does not need me to get better because its clear they are tanking. I know i am not the first player to experience this situation. But I am using my situation as the example. I also heard that the GM that claimed me basically laughed at another GM and said to bad so sad but people should feel bad for him because he has to deal with me. Lol he wouldn't have to if he didn't claim me for no reason at all. Plus ask anyone who was my team mate in the past. They will all say I am great in the locker room. It's widely known don't fuck with me and I won't fuck with you... Well unless you are one of five people I despise and know that the world would be a better place without them.

Edited October 8, 2015 by KingRobbie

[Ahma 1,428]

Bratislava is cool. I'm the CO GM. Banana is half inactive. The LR is as dead as it can be.

[BluObieZ 1,125]

Bratislava is cool. I'm the CO GM. Banana is half inactive. The LR is as dead as it can be.

Oh I can see that it is dead, it's more dead then Elvis