Getting Worse

[BluObieZ 1,125]

Sir William Covington III really does not want to be in Bratislava. Like seriously it is getting ridiculous about how much he does not want to be in this city. But now he has taken it to a whole new level. He won't step foot in the "shit-hole" until two hours before games. He does not show up to team practices in hope he will get benched but nothing will force the teams hand.

 

William has 7 points in 7 games in Bratislava, which is mind boggling since he never ever played a pro game of hockey in his life. He never played a game other then in a game where he got paid upwards of one million dollars to play for a publicity stunt. Ever since picking him and Hamiliton off waviers they have won games they had no hope of winning just seven games ago.

 

But this success in this so called "shit-hole" has not un-soured his taste buds towards the team, city and management. Heading into his first game no one knew what to expect, but now after 7 games scouts are calling his shot "unreal for a game who never played hockey, this guy can score" But none of this has done anything to make William enjoy his time in Bratislava.

 

So much so that he flies out after home games and stays in cities like Moscow, Russia a place where he says "I should be and not in that shit-hole Bratislava" also staying in Munich, Budapest and Prague because they are "far superior to Bratislava" and that "Bratislava is not worthy to host a homeless man let alone the rightful king of England. Management needs to grow fucking balls and fucking bench me, hell even release me. I don't want to be here, I will refuse to come back here if they draft me. These guys suck as a team besides some guys like Hammy. The management is ridiculously okay with sucking balls. Well... the GM is okay with it the co-gm is okay I guess..."

[TheLastOlympian07 2,388]

So much so that he flies out after home games and stays in cities like Moscow, Russia a place where he says "I should be and not in that shit-hole Bratislava"

 

couldnt agree more bud. 

[Ahma 1,428]

oh I love how much he hates Bratislava