BluObieZ 1,125 Posted December 24, 2015 Share Posted December 24, 2015 EXT-BEACH-MORNING Sir William Covington wakes up on the beach face down in the sand. He looks around to see that somehow he is in Cuba. He is approached by a worker from the resort. Worker Sir you have been passed out here for hours. Are you okay? William looks around groggy from the night before William Do I look like I need help? Worker Yes sir you look like you are very messed up William sits up in the sand then stands as he dusts off the sand from his body. William If you can help me fuck over a hockey league then yes you can come help me but something tells me you have zero idea what hockey is Worker Hockey is a sport William Very good Bitch (pats him on the shoulder) you can be my PR manager Worker But my name is Cecilia William No it’s not, it’s Bitch William starts walking off the beach but stops to look back at Cecilia. William Are you coming? Or are you just going to stand there like an idiot. Cecilia starts to follow William William Oh and Bitch I cannot pay you, this all has to be on the “DL” and you will be my intern INT-RESORT ROOM-DAY William kicks the door to his room down and enters the room. He sits down as he grabs his laptop and begins to search something. Cecilia patiently waits as he stands there. William I need you to help me get out of playing for seven teams in the VHL Bitch VHL? William looks at him irritated William You truly are stupid Bitch No I just am Cuban and we do not play this sport you speak of William Why not? Are you too good for it? Bitch No, but it is too hot here to maintain ice William Don’t tell me that. I have the money to make it happen Bitch If you say so William I know so Bitch Uh… sir? William What is it servant? Bitch Haven’t we jumped off topic here? William snaps his fingers and points to the ground next to him. Cecilia kneels on the ground William Good point! Back to fucking the VHL Bitch How do you plan on doing this? William I don’t exactly know, all I know is that I do not want to play for these shitty teams Bitch Then don’t William It’s not that easy my Cuban servant. If they draft me I have to sign or I have to sit Bitch Tell them to not draft you William I have Bitch Then go play in Russia with your buddy Putin William stands up in anger William How do you know about Putin? Bitch He is here with you William He is? Where? Bitch Next door William You should have lead off with that you fucking servant Bitch I do not like how you talk to me William I do not like how you talk back to me Bitch Sorry sir! William Damn right you’re sorry INT-ROOM-DAY William bursts into the room of Putin who is fucking three Cuban hookers. William snaps his fingers and points to the door, the hookers leave the room. Putin puts on a robe before getting out of bed Putin This better be good William What do you think you are doing? Huh? Putin Fucking some easy women William laughs William Classic Putin! But the question still stands Putin Answer still stands. You know I have thrown people to prison for far less William And I have unfriended friends for far less William pulls out his cellphone Putin Oh is that so? William Yep! You are getting close to that fence Putin gets scared by the threat Putin Please don’t do that, you are the greatest person alive… besides me that is William I know, that is why I value your friendship and opinion Putin What do you need? William You said you would have a plan for me to get out of the VHL if one of those seven teams draft me Putin Yes but you may not like it William clicks on contacts and on Putin’s name William Out with it! INT-BUSINESS CENTER-DAY William is trying to set up a conference call with all the teams in the VHL. Putin pulls Cecilia on his lap. William looks up and shakes his head William We don’t have time for that Putin How about I play just the tip to see if she likes it William She isn’t for fucking, she is our bitch. She is for making us food grabbing out beers and maybe at the end of the day we can tear into here. But only once we deal with this problem Putin pushes Cecilia off his lap as the conference phone begins to ring. As all teams pick up William begins to speak William Listen up and listen good if any of those seven fucking teams draft me I will take my talents to the LHL. I will refuse to sign and I may have to sit the season but it works out for me since I play in the LHL and you get nothing for your draft pick. Consider this as your last fucking warning you scummy little fucks. INT-PLANE-NIGHT Putin So who will you play for in the LHL if it comes to that? William Las Vegas, they want me so they get me Putin Then I will join you there William Perfect! William’s phone begins to ring he answers it to see its Ahma Ahma What the fuck? William What? Ahma You are going to play in the LHL? William If it comes to that Ahma But what about Saskatoon? William If a team that I hate drafts me then I cannot sign with them. That would be a step back for me to be associated with such a shitty team. So I would have to sit out the season. Thus forcing me to play in the LHL Ahma Thanks for fucking me and my team William No problem bud! But on this occasion it was the shitty teams not me and that is if they draft me William hangs up the phone as Putin is now making out with Cecilia. William sits back as he pulls a half-naked steward onto his lap as the episode fades to black. Link to comment https://vhlforum.com/topic/26655-claimedlife-in-times-s01e08-cuban-heat/ Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ahma 1,428 Posted December 24, 2015 Share Posted December 24, 2015 Not enough Ahma in this episode! jk btw Robbie, you happy now? Link to comment https://vhlforum.com/topic/26655-claimedlife-in-times-s01e08-cuban-heat/#findComment-295576 Share on other sites More sharing options...
BluObieZ 1,125 Posted December 24, 2015 Author Share Posted December 24, 2015 2 hours ago, Ahma said: Not enough Ahma in this episode! jk btw Robbie, you happy now? Shut up Ahma! before I banish you to a Russian Prison Link to comment https://vhlforum.com/topic/26655-claimedlife-in-times-s01e08-cuban-heat/#findComment-295585 Share on other sites More sharing options...
CowboyinAmerica 2,889 Posted December 28, 2015 Share Posted December 28, 2015 Claimed Link to comment https://vhlforum.com/topic/26655-claimedlife-in-times-s01e08-cuban-heat/#findComment-296252 Share on other sites More sharing options...
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