Blue Team Accidentally Switches to V2.0; Panic Ensues

[Devise 4,475]

Is the VHL undergoing yet another makeover? Some "inside sources" say that post the new All Star break the VHL will be going forward with using Version 2.0 of the popular sim engine STHS. While the thought of this news brings several questions to mind, such as; why don't we just use V3? You know, STHS did release a new version not that long ago. Maybe that may have a chance at actually giving us proper stats without making the shot totals all fucked up. Also, why was this change done in the middle of the season? 

 

Now the "official" response comes from a reply that Blue Team Leader Draper (widely recognized as a Drapist), stating that it was an accident. I for one do not think this was an accident and I know the thousands and thousands of VHL fans know it as well. Accident or not, takeaways and giveaways are important. We should keep them. Should the VHL find a way to stick with V2 and get shot totals in order, or better yet actually contact Simon T himself and start using V3, and getting it to properly work so the stats/our players fit in just like they did! 

[Ahma 1,428]

PANIC!

[Victor 10,940]

these meddling kids with their fancy takeaways and giveaways.

 

We've done just fine for 47 seasons ya know!