Greatest Weekend NA

[frescoelmo 1,276]

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Most of you don't celebrate the world's greatest holiday, which is okay because that leaves more for the rest of us.  Memorial Day Weekend is, in short, a time to reflect what no other nation has.  Indy 500 Racing.  Pabst Blue Ribbon.  New Jersey.  Remaining undefeated.

 

(Now veteran) Forward Sean Blacker celebrated like the best of them.  Donning his red, white and blue lax pennie (BRAH) and dope sperrys, Sean traveled down to Circle City to participate in the festivities.  "This isn't just any other weekend, you know?  Supporting patriotism, being the best at everything, Donald Trump, why wouldn't you party hard this weekend?" Blacker promoted.

 

Being pretty much horrible at everything aside from face-offs, Sean has taken more of a 'between-the-lines' approach to his contributions to the Bears' roster.  "I've been helping out with our fighting.  You wouldn't believe it, but this league is pretty vicious.  So I figured I would provide some assistance throwing a few jabs," Blacker concluded.

[Phil 5,119]

SVEC. YES. MAGIC HAT, SIERRA NEVEDA AND GOOD TIMES.  

[frescoelmo 1,276]

2 minutes ago, Phil said:

SVEC. YES. MAGIC HAT, SIERRA NEVEDA AND GOOD TIMES.  

 

^my weekend in a nutshell^