BluObieZ 1,125 Posted August 1, 2016 Share Posted August 1, 2016 (edited) INT-ATU-MORNING Buck is now sitting at the table dumbfounded by what he has heard. He is so speechless that Mail Dude is trying to get him to keep going, but Buck just stares into his mug of coffee Buck @JardyB10 I suck Mail Dude Don’t say that, you had me scared with all those things in your briefcase of goodies. For a moment there I thought you wouldn’t stop till you go the truth Buck But I did get the truth and I don’t like it Mail Dude Why? Just because I’m not a terrorist? Move on and find someone that is Buck It’s not that easy. You can’t just walk down the street and find a terrorist just like that. You were my only lead and I blew it Fre who is sitting next to Mail Dude interrupts the conversation Fre @frescoelmo Are you nuts? This man just injected you with god knows what and you want him to keep going? You might be as insane as he is. Mail Dude just ignores Fre Mail Dude How did you blow it? You did your job and you got answers. You now know who isn’t a terrorist so good job bud Buck looks endlessly into his mug of coffee Buck You’re just trying to cheer me up Fre smacks Mail dude Fre Yeah shut up, you don’t want him back in insane mode Mail Dude No I’m not. I’m dead serious. If I really was a terrorist I would want you to interrogate me because you are the best of the best and I would like to go down battling the best mind Buck sadly gets up to leave the room Buck Sorry for everything bud, I will get someone in here to un-cuff you and release you. INT-PIER-MORNING Fong Azn is now standing in front of an opened crate that appears to have a big bomb or some kind of weapon of mass destruction. He picks up his cellphone and dials a number. As he presses the call button he clears his throat Fong @tfong The thong is in the butt Fong says with a thick Southern Accent. He clears his throat again Fong The thong is in the butt He says now with an Asian accent. He turns to one of his remaining men Fong How’s my accent? Man Great Fong shoots the man in the head Fong Good Rob answers the phone Rob Get the weapons on the truck and get here as soon as you can Fong Let me get this straight, you want everything here except the massive bomb thing? Rob Yes, everything but Fong Why not use that? Wouldn’t it do the job better? Rob It would, but it would be a wasted asset on this job. Fong That makes no sense. If you want no trace, no evidence and no one following you once it’s done then why not use it? Rob You are some dumb fucking Asian fuck that I hired to get the shit and not ask questions. So get your dumb chopstick ass back here so we can fucking do the job Fong sighs and hangs up the phone INT-ATU-MORNING Buck is now standing in a room with Phil and Ken. Buck Will one of you go in there and release them? Phil @Phil I can’t Buck Why? Phil I’m I.T. Buck looks confused and points at Ken Buck Isn’t he I.T.? Phil Yeah but he is new, consider it part of his initiation Buck shrugs Buck Sure Ken smiles evilly as he doesn’t say anything and walks out of the room Phil Did you see that odd smile? Buck is staring through the glass as Mail Dude as he has an odd flashback of talking with Mail Dude… well talking at him and not getting answers. Phil Nevermind Ken enters the room, Mail Dude sees him and becomes scared. Almost like he knows him. Ken smiles at him then turns around and goes the to the lock pad and disables it. He now looks at the camera. Ken All of you are fools, consider this one on you. Ken now pulls out a gun and shoots Fre in the chest then he shoots the camera. INT-TRUCK-MORNING Fong is the only remaining team member now, most of his men died in the battle to get into the compound and he killed the rest. As he drives away you see the bodies of his men. As he leaves the lot he drives over the head of a man struggling to breath. Fong Time to get me some pan Asian quinine INT-ATU-MORNING As Fre lays on the ground dying Ken is yelling at Mail Dude Ken While you were here did anyone suspect anything? Mail Dude crying Mail Dude No, no one ever thought anything. They were oblivious to everything Ken No one is that stupid let alone a whole organization that is made for anti-terror Mail Dude But they are Ken You are lying to me, I want the answer and I will go to any length to get it. It will make what that fool did look like child’s play We now see Buck and Phil trying to get into the room but they are locked out Buck Why in the fuck do we have one way locks? Phil We ran low on budget and put one locks in Buck That is the dumbest shit I’ve ever heard Phil Dumber then you believing Mail fuck wasn’t in on it? Look at where we are now Buck You believed it too Phil Yeah but now agent Fre is dying or worse Buck He’s not an agent… wait what’s worse? Phil Dead Buck punches the door hurting his hand doing so Buck Fuck me INT-PANMANIA QUISINE-MORNING Fong is eating a big bowl of noodles with the staff of the restaurant and the people inside all dead. Most likely thanks to him and his mysterious Asian ways. Fong’s phone rings, he looks over at it and sighs when he sees that it is Rob calling. He picks up the phone up off the table and answers it as he is eating Fong Hewwo? Rob Where the fuck are you? Fong Uh… traffic Rob Traffic? Where? Fong Road? Rob Why are you answering my questions with more questions? Fong Because I Asian? Rob It doesn’t even sound like you are in the truck. Where are you? Fong starts making shitty unrealistic traffic sounds Fong See Traffic Rob Just get here Fong Tunnel, gotta go INT-ATU-MORNING Ken is beating the shit out of Mail dude while he yells at him. Ken Tell me! Mail Dude I can’t say anything that I don’t know Ken You are becoming useless and you know what happens when that happens… that sounded odd Mail Dude It did Ken Shut up and tell me what you know Mail Dude How can I if I shut up… didn’t I already address that with the other dude? Ken I’m not him so fucking tell me Mail Dude I can’t Ken sighs as he goes to release Mail Dude out of the cuffs which scares Mail Dude Mail Dude Oh god are you going to kill me? INT-PANMANIA QUISINE-MORNING Fong spots a police cruiser pull up with two cops in it. He finishes his bowl of noodles and calmly walks to the counter to reveal the last remaining employee an old Asian man who does not speak English. Fong asks for noodles to go. The man gives him a container filled with noodles while his hands are shaking. Fong nods at the man out of respect. The man nods back, they have a respect nod battle till Fong has enough. Fong asks for to-go chop sticks but the man says they ran out. This angers Fong. Fong ASIAN CHOP! Fong chops the man in the neck killing him instantly. Fong then turns around to see the cops have entered the restaurant and saw everything. The cops now have their guns drawn. Fong laughs and tosses the takeout container of noodles at the white cop which distracts him so Fong runs towards him and catches the noodles as they fall towards the ground. As this all happens Fong does a flying kick to the side of the white cop’s head breaking his neck and killing him. Fong lands and looks at the Asian cop. A Mortal Combat game in the background says “ROUND 1 FIGHT” so the two go to battle. Both fight like true Asians. But Fong gets the best of him and knocks the cop down. Fong stands there smiling as the cop stands up as the game says “ROUND 2 FIGHT” the two battle it out. In the end the two break through the glass window in the front of the restaurant. More cops show up, since its lunch or some shit. The game can be heard saying “FINISH HIM!” so Fong kills the Asian Cop. The cops who just arrived try to get out of their cars to stop Fong but he is too quick. He runs and jumps through the passenger window on the truck and drives away. A police chase ensues. INT-ATU-MORNING Mail Dude is now free, as Ken is looking around the room for a way out since Phil and Buck are blocking the only door. Mail Dude Let me get this straight, you are letting me go and not going to kill me? Ken Yep, why kill you when you know nothing and no one suspected you. You are free to go and escape on your own terms Mail Dude Where will I go? Ken I don’t care Mail You and your organization have ruined my life all I wanted to be was a mail man and you took that away from me. I now have to be on the run because of you. How can I deliver mail now? Ken I don’t really care Mail Dude You guys are evil The sounds of Buck and Phil getting close to opening the door become more obvious. Ken looks at the two way glass. Knowing that the agency cheaped out on things so he tries to shoot it. He notices the first bullet went straight through. So he shoots it a few more times, shattering it. As he climbs through the opening he turns around as he notices he has one bullet remaining. He shrugs and shoots Mail Dude in the head before exiting the room just as Buck and Phil break through the other door. Ken escapes before Buck and Phil notice what is going on. As Buck looks around the room he walks over the dying Fre on the ground who screams in pain. Buck now realizes the shattered window so he runs after Ken who is now long gone. EXT-FREEWAY-MORNING The episode ends with a helicopter shot of the police chasing after Fong on the freeway. Edited August 1, 2016 by KingRobbie Baozi 1 Link to comment https://vhlforum.com/topic/32569-claimedthe-front-s01e05-down-the-rabbit-hole/ Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moderator Baozi 1,658 Posted August 1, 2016 Moderator Share Posted August 1, 2016 Fong deserves a fucking meme or oscar for this. Link to comment https://vhlforum.com/topic/32569-claimedthe-front-s01e05-down-the-rabbit-hole/#findComment-363908 Share on other sites More sharing options...
BluObieZ 1,125 Posted August 1, 2016 Author Share Posted August 1, 2016 14 hours ago, tfong said: Fong deserves a fucking meme or oscar for this. What like these? Baozi 1 Link to comment https://vhlforum.com/topic/32569-claimedthe-front-s01e05-down-the-rabbit-hole/#findComment-364032 Share on other sites More sharing options...
BluObieZ 1,125 Posted August 1, 2016 Author Share Posted August 1, 2016 (edited) Double post... Edited August 1, 2016 by KingRobbie Link to comment https://vhlforum.com/topic/32569-claimedthe-front-s01e05-down-the-rabbit-hole/#findComment-364033 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moderator Baozi 1,658 Posted August 1, 2016 Moderator Share Posted August 1, 2016 Damn yeah Link to comment https://vhlforum.com/topic/32569-claimedthe-front-s01e05-down-the-rabbit-hole/#findComment-364078 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moderator Baozi 1,658 Posted August 1, 2016 Moderator Share Posted August 1, 2016 Damn yeah Link to comment https://vhlforum.com/topic/32569-claimedthe-front-s01e05-down-the-rabbit-hole/#findComment-364079 Share on other sites More sharing options...
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