Claimed:The Front S01E09 "Ticking Timer"

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INT-CAR-DAY

 

 

 

Buck is sitting in the car on the side of the freeway as he waits for Abratim to arrive. As he waits he appears to be growing more and more annoyed. He looks over to Frank.

 

 

Buck @JardyB10

 

Can you ask the fuck brothers where the hell the other moron is?

 

 

Frank @Frank

 

You could have asked them if you still had an earpiece

 

 

Buck

 

Well you know damn well that I do not have a fucking earpiece so why must you bring that shit up?

 

 

Frank

 

Because it was idiotic and foolish and now you cannot talk to our Intel team

 

 

Buck

 

Listen here fuck face, I am the lead agent here and I just want to know where the hell my car is so I can stop the fucking terrorist scum that I hate so much

 

 

Frank puts his hand to his ear

 

 

Frank

 

Guys?

 

 

Phil @Phil

 

Yes Frank ole buddy ole pal?

 

 

Frank

 

Can you please tell us an ETA on Director Lincoln’s arrival?

 

 

Phil

 

You said arrival twice

 

 

Frank

 

Oh I guess I did, that was stupid of me

 

 

Buck

 

OH MY GOD!

 

 

Phil

 

Who was that?

 

 

Frank

 

Buck

 

 

Phil

 

Say hi for me

 

 

Frank

 

Phil says hi

 

 

Buck gets out of the car and slams the door shut

 

 

Frank

 

He just left the car and is now standing on the freeway

 

 

Phil

 

Well that’s not smart

 

 

INT-MADISON SQUARE GAURDEN-DAY

 

 

 

Robert is sitting in a chair staring at the timer charging slowly. Fong walks around eating noodles as he blasts Asian music from a Bluetooth speaker.

 

 

Robert

 

Can you turn that fucking off?

 

 

Fong @tfong

 

WHAT?

 

 

Robert

 

TURN OFF THE MUSIC

 

 

Fong

 

WHAT?

 

 

Robert gets up and grabs the speaker and smashes it against the wall

 

 

Robert

 

TURN OFF THE FUCKING MUSIC

 

 

Fong

 

It’s off

 

 

Robert

 

Yeah after I smashed it

 

 

Fong

 

That was an expensive speaker

 

 

Robert

 

And I care why?

 

 

Fong

 

It was mine not yours

 

 

Robert

 

This is my terrorist attack

 

 

Fong

 

Correction, it is our attack

 

 

Robert

 

I planned it

 

 

Fong

 

Yeah you did but without your team you couldn’t do it. What would you do without me for insentience?

 

 

Robert

 

I would have gotten the thing without killing everyone in sight for starters and I wouldn’t have left a fucking trail of dead bodies for cameras to see. Now they are looking for your Asian ass. The only thing we have going for us is all you slanty eyed fucks look alike

 

 

Fong

 

And all you white fucks are inbred hicks

 

 

Robert

 

I resent that

 

 

Fong

 

I so sowwy

 

 

Fong bows then as he stands up he gives Robert the finger. Robert looks at the timer that now has twenty percent power.

 

 

Robert

 

Fuck you to cock house. Go get Angelo and Alec, it’s about time to get the fuck out of dodge

 

 

Fong

 

Cock house?

 

 

Robert

 

I said a lot more then that dick breath, and you take that away from it? Cock House means your ass is a house for cock, NOW GO FIND THE MORONS!

 

 

Fong goes to leave

 

 

Fong

 

I would have gone with cock garage but okay

 

 

EXT-SIDE OF FREEWAY-DAY

 

 

 

A big black SUV pulls up with the FBI sights flashing and blaring. Buck rushes up to it

 

 

Buck

 

Turn the fucking lights off you fuck clown

 

 

Abratim @brovy

 

Why? We are on official government business I think we need them so people get the fuck out of the way

 

 

Buck

 

People like the terrorists? Because they will flee when they hear it

 

 

Abratim

 

True say

 

 

Abratim turns off the lights and siren as Buck signals Frank and Eagin to come to the SUV

 

 

INT-MADISON SQUARE GARDEN-DAY

 

We now see that the garden is filled with hockey fans. They are preparing to watch the New York Americans play the Davos Dynamo. Alec and Angelo are sitting down at ice level cheering on the Dynamo as they warm up. Fong walks down the steps towards them with a box of ten hot dogs. He eats them like it’s nothing. He gets to Angelo and Alec and sits down

 

 

Angelo @Molholt

 

Everything ready?

 

 

Fong

 

Mayhaps

 

 

Alec @ADwyer87

 

Okay… well we will go after the first period

 

 

Fong

 

Okie dokie, if that’s the plan I need more hot dogs

 

 

Fong signals for the hot dog vendor then texts Robert “We be there soon asshole son”

 

 

INT-FBI SUV-DAY

 

Buck is quickly driving through traffic. He reaches to turn on the AC but Abratim smacks his hand away

 

 

Abratim

 

No wonder you guys ran out of gas because you use shit like AC which drinks gasoline for breakfast lunch and dinner

 

 

Eagin

 

What about lunchinner?

 

 

Abratim

 

That too

 

 

Buck

 

Shut up everyone! We are ten minutes out. I need you idiots focus. When we arrive we need to find the terrorists without inciting fear in fans. If they panic it will be harder to get the scum that I hate so fucking much

 

 

Abratim

 

What if they do whatever they plan to do?

 

 

Buck

 

Then we fail and I never fail. So that won’t happen

 

 

Abratim

 

But what if it does happen

 

 

Buck

 

What part “I never fail” don’t you understand?

 

 

Abratim

 

I understand it fully, but I just want to know what the backup plan is

 

 

Buck

 

Have no backup plan bro, this plan will not fail

 

 

Abratim

 

No wonder your ATU headquarters is partly blown up because an agency with no backup plans does not plan for the worst

 

 

Buck

 

The worst option is never an option with me on the job

 

 

INT-MADISON SQUARE GARDEN-DAY

 

After The first period and a SWC3 hat-trick Angelo, Alec and Fong enter the room where Robert is. Robert is just putting the timer into the weapon and setting it for forty five minutes.

 

 

Robert

 

You guys ready?

 

 

Angelo

 

Yep

 

 

Robert presses the button to start the timer

 

 

Angelo

 

What the fuck you started it already?

 

 

Robert

 

Uh yeah you said you guys were ready

 

 

Angelo

 

Yeah as in ready to get ready

 

 

Robert

 

Ready is ready there is no in-between

 

 

Angelo

 

Yeah there is, it’s called partly ready

 

 

Robert

 

Then say that and don’t say ready when you are only partly ready

 

 

Angelo

 

Can you just stop it and restart when we are ready?

 

 

Robert

 

No, this timer has no “stop button” because if it did then the good guys can easily stop it

 

 

Angelo

 

Maybe next time get a stop button

 

 

Robert

 

That’s just stupid

 

 

Fong watches the time slowly waste away during the stupid argument

 

 

Fong

 

Uh… the time

 

 

Robert

 

Shut up

 

 

Fong

 

We have less time now

 

 

Robert

 

Okay then lets go Ken is keeping an eye out for anything suspicious. The getaway car is running and ready

 

 

EXT-MADISON SQUARE GARDEN-DAY

 

The FBI SUV arrives at the arena, fans and people are standing around as Buck and his team get out of the car and run towards the arena.

 

 

Buck

 

Everyone split up and find those scum

 

 

Abratim

 

What scum?

 

 

Buck

 

You know who I am talking about bro, don’t be stupid

 

 

INT-MADISON SQUARE GARDEN-DAY

 

 

 

As Robert, Angelo, Alec and Fong meet up with Ken. Buck spots them and yells out “THRE THEY ARE! THE FUCKING TERRORISTS!” people scream and start running away. Robert looks at Fong

 

 

Robert

 

You have my permission to go full Asain

 

 

As the episode ends

Edited September 5, 2016 by KingRobbie

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