Claimed:Cocaine Haze

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Sir William Covington III was recently arrested in Seattle on what he calls bogus charges. In a statement SWC3 said “The city is mad that I did not sign there so they are out to get me. I get death threats even from Seattle drug dealers that they will give me a bad batch of coke that will kill me. So now not only will I have to watch my back on the ice and at the arena, I will have to watch out what drugs I am using and the quality of those said drugs? What kind of world do we live in that we can’t even trust our drug dealers. People that I trust with my life. It’s complete and utter bullshit”

 

 

SWC3 was arrested on charges that range from a broken taillight on the limo he was riding in (doesn’t own it), to impersonating a police officer when the officer pulling over the limo asked him for ID so SWC3 grabbed the officers badge and attempted to arrest the officer for being an idiot, it goes without saying he is charged with assault of a police officer. Then he is charged with drug possession in a police cruiser and attempt of use inside police cruiser

 

 

When SWC3 was asked about the charges he said that his lawyer Harvey Specter will get him out of it because all the charges are bullshit except for the last two. “I had the coke on me, he didn’t take it off me. So while chirping him on the way to the big house I thought I should probably get rid of the drugs before we get there. So I snorted it. He wants to charge me with that without any evidence because it all went up my nose. This all is a joke and the city of Seattle can go shove a leaking bag of heroine up its collective ass”

 

 

There has been nothing released from The New York Americans about the recent SWC3 incident but they must be getting a bit worried about their player and the path he is headed down. SWC3 for years has had an open use of Cocaine and they knew that heading into signing him but the issue is all these antics and the drug use is catching up with his game. He isn’t the dominant player that he was last season. He seems not really care anymore. He just seems to skate around the ice in what can only be described a coke haze. Not really noticing what is going on around him. He sometimes taps a puck and it happens to end up being a assist but he really isn’t doing much on the ice and the fans are starting to notice. Americans fans find it a joke because the team is doing well, but what happens when the team hits a rough patch? Will SWC3 be the “scapegoat”? One would only guess that he would be scapegoat, but the question also is that does SWC3 in his current mindset even care that he isn’t even really playing. He is just taking up a roster spot.

 

 

Heading into the season he wanted to go for back to back cups and he might get it riding the coat tails of players around him. But this reporter hopes that soon he will realize the player he was last season and regain some of it. If not he might still get his cup… and odd fact because of the coke haze he isn’t really penalties so he might win the most sportsmanlike award in back to back years even though this is looking to be his worst season in his career. Fucked huh?

Edited December 4, 2016 by KingRobbie

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