Perpetual Motion Trolling the VHLM

[frescoelmo 1,276]

Of all players who I thought would have a good career, Our Lady of Perpetual Motion was NOT one of them.  A cheerleader at best, OLOPM was quickly relegated to backup VHLM duties, which comparatively is worse than working at a strip club during the day in the middle of Saskatchewan.  Nonetheless, Perpetual Motion has been playing out of her mind on the Saskatoon Wild, which is more of a slap to the VHLM's face than an accolade her own.  "I do what I do best; cheer my team on and support whatever our captains want to do," Motion explained to the media.  Relatively talent-less considering her 'overall' rating is 5th among 7 qualifying starters, Perpetual Motion has made the most of her (likely) few career starts with the Wild, posting the least goals against, highest winning percentage, second in shutouts, second in wins, and most importantly, penalty shot save percentage (ftmfw).

 

While this likely (aka won't) last, Perp Motion will relish in the brief success that she is having with the Wild...  Namely because she is SO BAD talent-wise.

[Phil 5,119]

Perp Motion in the VHLM:

 

[frescoelmo 1,276]

^basically^

 

also...

Edited December 15, 2016 by frescoelmo