Claimed:Championship Party... Standoff?

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If you ever thought about how a King celebrates? Well look no further then Sir William Covington III the man just won back to back cups and instead of doing what he did last season where he basically stole the cup from his own team and the league and held the cup hostage for a whole season. He instead let his fellow players hold it and celebrate but with the stipulation that he got it back for the night because he had a massive party that he planned when he signed in New York. Beware that this story is filled with endless amounts of cocaine that you may get a reading high and an endless amount of hookers. That’s not mentioning that there may and I do mean MAY have been a standoff between SWC3 and Donald Trump that may have ended in a innocent garbage bag of cocaine exploding and snowing down on Manhattan… So reader beware.

 

How he knew that they would win the championship in five games on home ice no one really knows because he is so coked out of his mind that he can barely have any thought in that mind of his.

 

No one from the league was invited except Shawn Muller of the losing Riga Reign. Why he showed up no one really knows but maybe it was to finally see the cup in person because last season he was not even able to breath on it let alone see it up close.

 

Guests started showing up, people from all around the entertainment world came from far and wide to come to the party that most people were calling “The Party of the century” People like Recently former Ex-President Barrack Obama showed up to get a chance to get a picture with SWC3 but SWC3 was too busy being fucked up to even care. Rumors are that President Trump wanted to get on his presidential helicopter and hop over to his “home” in New York just to get a chance to get into the party with a group of Russian Hookers. But when asked why he wanted to attend he said he wanted to give the crowd a golden shower show. He was turned away on the phone. He may or may not have threatened to use Nuclear Missiles to persuade them to let him in but they stood their ground.

 

Washed up and want to be “magician” Chris Angel just appeared out of nowhere. No one could figure out how he actually did something that is considered real magic. Till a coked out hooker fell off the 50^th story penthouse onto a window cleaning platform. Which was the answer how Chris Angel got in… and was forced to leave in.

 

Next up Johnny Manziel showed up wanting to party with SWC3 he had a big bag of cocaine. A man that says he is sober now and wants to focus on football was not really acting like it. SWC3 actually smacked him in the face like the little bitch Johnny is and showed him a garbage bag full of cocaine that is at the front door as a “party favor” some parties put out candies or little hand foods, SWC3 puts out cocaine. Johnny was allowed into the party but Shawn Muller had to watch him to make sure he didn’t try anything stupid and that he wouldn’t do anything that SWC3 wouldn’t do. Which confused the fuck out of Muller because no one has ever came across anything that SWC3 wouldn’t do… well other than turning gay, fucking animals, kids or family.

 

Back to Trump threatening to a nuclear strike on the city that he claims he loves so much. SWC3 picked up the phone off his former Seal Team security and told Trump that he dared him to fire the missile. Trump did not know what to do because no one really stood up to him… Other than Putin and those pesky Russians. You know because they all drunk on vodka and happen to have shit on Trump, thus making him their little golden bitch. Or is it a golden raccoon?

 

Bill Clinton was spotted on the dance floor getting head from four hookers at the same time while playing is fucking sax. Now that’s just fucking amazing. Hookers were supplied by the party, all you had to do is snap your finger and one would appear on their knees in front of you. SWC3 said that no women would march against him because he keeps so many women employed that it’s not even funny and that they make more money than most men in NYC. Since he only employs the hottest, tightest and are the most “A…MAZING” hookers in the whole world.

 

Trump now threatened to do a tactical strike on the building and blame it on terrorism. SWC3 told him to bring the rain. Trump told him not to test him because he is the most powerful man in the world. SWC3 laughed at this and told him to go make his gay little speech at his dance party or whatever then go dance with his whore wife that only wanted a sugar daddy and now she is the first lady. Before SWC3 hung up Trump said if he hung up a helicopter will be there in minutes to end him and his party. SWC3 laughed and hung up.

 

Moments later a Blackhawk helicopter showed up with a very confused pilot. He had no idea why he was there and why he was ordered to fire on a building. Trump told him that terrorists are in the building and they must blow it up. Well… SWC3 went out with his garbage bag of coke to offer it to the pilot. While Trump was yelling in the ear of the pilot to fire on the building he fired a warning shot of 50… 50 cal bullets over the building. SWC3 threw the garbage bag in the air making it explode and covering the helicopter in a cloud of cocaine. It was said that it was snowing cocaine for a solid hour in downtown Manhattan. The pilot was forced to land on the building. Where he was welcomed into the party to have fun and forget about his dumb new leader. Oh and if you thought that was all the coke in the building you were wrong. That was SWC3’s “backup” bag of cocaine. The party went well into the next day. A crisis was averted and the new President went home to cry. The End.

 

 

 

   

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