Elasmobrach Fish Diary - #2

[Sharkstrong 166]

January 13h 2019

 

Another week on the bag. This week I've learned the objective of the game. I thought I was supposed to stop other teams from scoring, but Coach told me that If I could score a goal myself it would be great too. First time I tried it at practice he wasn't that happy. Turns out that he wanted me to score in the "FOR FUCK SHAKE FISH, IN THE FUCKING OTHER" net. He should have started from there. 

 

So with that in mind I've scored 3 goals already, to go with my 18 assists. I still don't know what is an assists, but just in case I always help my teammates get up off the ice if they fall. That's what good teammates do, assist. Anyways the team is doing pretty good. We were not supposed to be a top 3 team but we are up there, in second position so far. We'll try to retain that spot for the plays softs. They plays softs must be really important. My teammates can't speak about anything else. 

 

See you next week diary. Luv u.