Elasmobrach Fish Diary - #3

[Sharkstrong 166]

January 20th 2019

 

Hi diary. Whassup. You know what, I should call you Weekly. 

 

It's been a good week. I took the money I have earned this season and invested it in my own company. I'm excited, money is flowing already. The company is called Haddock Supplies, and we are selling fish scales at a very affordable price and ready for consumption preserved in a mixture of formalin and gull entrails. Did you know a good ol' spoon of fish scale in the morning keeps the doctor away and your thing ready to rumble? It's rich in essential amino acids and omega7, aswell as a natural source of iron and deliciousness. Oh and did I mention it's delicious? All my team is on fish scale already, and the results speak for themselves. There's one guy, Bald Guy @Galdoblame specifically, that is exceeding the recommended daily dose, but the results are being unbelievable. We may have to revisit those numbers at Haddock Supplies.

 

Fish scales is for use in adults 18 and older. Please keep out of the reach of children and elder. You may experience headaches, vomiting, respiratory difficulties or irresistible desires to squawk. Haddock Supplies is not responsible for any consequences arising from its consumption.