Kandee Cain Showers Teammates (with affection)

[SlashACM 38]

Kandee Cain has released a statement about the team following her final move in to her new place in Philly and after a few practices with the exciting new Reapers team. This is what she had to say:

 

"I love the team that our GM has assembled. A lot of good personalities and quite the lookers too. I already know Walter from my minor league days, not a lot going on for him except his big dong. I just need someone to satisfy me mentally as well as physically, so, I dumped him. It's not awkward or anything though, he's still like a brother to me. There's a new guy, Luke, he's kind of cute. I invited him to my shower earlier this week and he just said 'Pingy attack!' and ran off... So I showered with Blade. Mikko has been nothing but a gentleman. I can't tell if he's like that or trying to get into my goalie pants... Either way it's working. 

 

The AGM hasn't been around much, Blade has been running the show. She's a good coach but I wish we had an actual goalie coach because she doesn't know what the fuck she's talking about. Keeps telling me to challenge the shooter... I already know I could win against any of these wimps at arm wrestling so why would I challenge them. Maybe that hunk Brick Wahl could come show me a thing or two about how to close my five hole.. 

 

What were we talking about? Oh yeah. I love my new teammates and I can't wait to get to know them better. You can interpret that any way you like."

 

Obviously Kandee is very well liked in her new team environment and we can't wait to see how she does against the other clubs in the VHLM. Thanks for joining us.

Edited February 24, 2019 by SlashACM

[BOOM 8,745]

Agm thrown to the wolves! 

[Nykonax 1,564]

5 hours ago, SlashACM said:

I invited him to my shower earlier this week and he just said 'Pingy attack!' and ran off

if you want pingy to run off just show a shark