Gustav 6,395 Posted March 3, 2019 Share Posted March 3, 2019 (edited) "WHEN AH WAKE OP WELL AH NO AHM GONAE BE AHM GONAE BE DA MON WHO WAKES UP NEXT TAE YOU" The Proclaimers' greatest hit was blasting out of Callum MacElroy's locker in Houston yesterday, and MacElroy was singing along at the top of his lungs. Still, he agreed to an interview, albeit through a gigantic mouthful of haggis. MacElroy, the second-year forward from Scotland, was asked the usual--if he expected to be in Houston, if he was happy to be in Houston, what he thought of the team so far, you know the drill. But when asked if any city in particular stood out to him, he had an interesting answer. "Ah hud a feelin' ah was gonnae Hooston, but thooght ah micht check it aw th' other VHLM cities an aw," said MacElroy, discussing his pre-draft plans. Due to his strong personal connection with Houston's general manager, Alexander Pepper, MacElroy fully believed he was headed to Houston, and indeed that turned out to be the case. But he still had a bit to say about another city. "Ah visited Halifax an' hated it," said MacElroy. "Ah dunnae kin hoo ye Westerners hink that's a real city. It's much tae wee an' it smells loch auld goat's milk. There's naethin' interestin' thaur an' aw th' folk swatch loch they're fed up it ay their heids ur loch they want tae kill ye." Representatives from the Halifax 21st could not be reached for further comment. Edited March 4, 2019 by GustavMattias aleks and GlowyGoat 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
aleks 40 Posted March 3, 2019 Share Posted March 3, 2019 (edited) Ye dont know what fun is until yeve witnessed a drunk on the edinburgh to glasgow train station screamin "a fuckin hate hedgehogs c'mere ya fuckin jabby wee cunt" while circling a hairbrush that been recently dropper on the floor that drunk is callum Edited March 3, 2019 by aleks GlowyGoat and Gustav 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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