Toasty 57 Posted March 4, 2019 Share Posted March 4, 2019 Basaraba Moose is the best player the VHLM has seen since the days of Harold Lockersmith. When he played juniors, Wayne Gretzky was his coach and taught him how to score 300 goals per game. Basaraba Moose once took on Dwayne Johnson, Dean Titan, Jeremiah Seinfeld and Harold Lockersmith, all in one go. He beat all of them off and ripped off Johnson's hair which is why he is now bald. Two weeks later, Basaraba was walking and was jumped by Rebbecca Landry and his cohorts. (It's 2015 people, boys can be named Rebbecca) After shooting him with 1,000 nukes from their 20 foot cannons, which were still only half the height of Moose, the US army finally got him to the ground, which had never happened before or since. Basaraba Moose took all his clothes off and became captain underpants and destroyed the planes that were shooting him. I hope now you all know why Basaraba Moose is a player that is scoring at almost a goal per game rate with 4 goals in 5 games. God given talent. The end. This was shit to write but you gotta earn that 2 TPE somehow. Hopefully Michael Rasmussen is proud of me. Also, my entire personality is a joke if you can't tell. I'm not actually like this. Ok bye. diamond_ace 1 Link to comment https://vhlforum.com/topic/59463-basaraba-mooses-story-michael-rasmussen-style/ Share on other sites More sharing options...
rjfryman 1,120 Posted March 4, 2019 Share Posted March 4, 2019 Review: Super impressive to get 300 goals per game. The ability to beat all of those guys at once is an interesting tidbit to know. I didn't know that Moose was the same person as captain underpants and was a great surprise to see the legend of moose grow more and more every time he sees something from him. Good amount of words and since it pertains to a player in the league I guess it counts. Toasty 1 Link to comment https://vhlforum.com/topic/59463-basaraba-mooses-story-michael-rasmussen-style/#findComment-596342 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toasty 57 Posted March 5, 2019 Author Share Posted March 5, 2019 (edited) On 3/4/2019 at 11:11 AM, rjfryman said: Review: Super impressive to get 300 goals per game. The ability to beat all of those guys at once is an interesting tidbit to know. I didn't know that Moose was the same person as captain underpants and was a great surprise to see the legend of moose grow more and more every time he sees something from him. Good amount of words and since it pertains to a player in the league I guess it counts. Now that's how you do a review! Also... 69 70 Posts Edited March 5, 2019 by Toasty Link to comment https://vhlforum.com/topic/59463-basaraba-mooses-story-michael-rasmussen-style/#findComment-596702 Share on other sites More sharing options...
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