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Martucci and Lehtinen Caught in Hostage Situation


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Helsinki, Finland.

 

As the Season 36 off season played out, there were mixed emotions in Helsinki. Some fans were excited about the announcement of 10 first round picks being acquired as well as defensive prospect Jake Wylde. Others, well, they just couldn't bear to see their precious Titans be disassembled and shipped to the highest bidder.

 

One Titans Fan club, better known as, "#betterwithjive" took to the streets. The police didn't mind at first as it was just harmless protesting. At first they dressed as the cast of 300, sporting teal helmets. However, it escalated quickly as they began to reenact the 300 Sparta Kick to random people in the streets. The media labelled it the "Finnish version of the Knockout game". Most notable person being Sparta kicked was Naomi Young's long time boyfriend Frankie Muniz.

 

Over the past week things got ugly. Roberto "Otterboy" Martucci and Teemu "Letting it In" Lehtinen were flown into Helsinki, but were held hostage at the airport. The standoff lasted 8 VHL Games, (aka a month and a half). The Helsinki public all wore T-Shirts that said #FreeMartucci which actually sold more than S37 season tickets. It came to an anti-climatic end when an unknown vigilante named "Metis" came in and n00btubed the criminals... The explosion sent a shard of metal into Martucci's scrotum, which doctors said gave him only 64 season games left to play in his career + playoffs.

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