New Movie Stars Mississauga Hounds Key Players

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After months of speculation and tight-lips on the matter, we finally have confirmation that Mississauga Hounds players Hulk Hogan and Danny DeYeeto are starring in a remake of the classic 1990's film "Twins." The film that originally inspired millions will be remade as a more serious toned drama centered around two brothers and their love of yeeting.

 

"We were planning on filming in Mississauga, anyway and we took one look at Danny and Hulk and knew they would be perfect for the roles," said producer Marcus VanYeetingham. "No one exemplifies yeeting and strength more than Danny and Hulk."

 

When asked for comment, Hogan referred to him and DeYeeto as the "Mega Powers" of Hollywood and DeYeeto shouted "YEET" loudly and threw a table out of the window. Prescreening of the early scenes of the film have been well-received, with many speculating that it may sweep at the Academy Awards. "We anticipate at least 30 wins, including Best Picture and Best Actor, no question," said Vanyeetingham. The film is set to premiere on November 10th, 2019.