Scott Greene Injured After Dabbing: A Report

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Hounds Scott Greene Injured in Dabbing Accident

 

While preparing for the playoffs during a practice this Tuesday morning, Mississauga Hounds player Scott Greene has injured and broken his nose while practicing dabbing. Greene has been practicing his puck handling skills so as to be a more visible force during the playoffs with the Hounds, who play against the Ottawa Lynx in the first round. While running drills up and down the ice, Scott went for a dab he refers to as “The Nuclear Dab” after “sinking a nasty shot” to the back of the net. Scott dabbed so hard that he managed to knock his nose loose and cause severe bleeding. Several teeth were also loosened by the impact of the dab. Doctors are unsure how long Scott will be out.

 

Scott plays on the first forward line for the Hounds, a team that very much desires to make an impact in the postseason. “Hopefully his injury isn’t too severe and he can begin playing again soon,” says the team's doctor. The players have been experimenting with dabs as a means of intimidating the other team, and it’s resulted in a few minor injuries. This isn’t the first thing that was tried, however. We had to put DeYeeto’s shoulder back into place after he tried to ‘T-Pose’ on a rival goalie.” The matchup against Ottawa is already going to be difficult for the young Hounds team as-is. If the dab does make it into the playoffs, we can only pray that it doesn’t result in more injuries.