Motzaburger 1,590 Posted June 25, 2019 Share Posted June 25, 2019 Micheal Gary Scott said it best during his tenure in Mexico City. Let's look over some of the most inspirational(?) things he said as the team's captain: "Guess what, I have flaws. What are they? Oh I don't know. I sing in the shower. Sometimes I spend too much time volunteering. Occasionally I'll hit somebody with my car. So sue me." "Do I need to be liked? Absolutely not. I like to be liked. I enjoy being liked. I have to be liked, but it's not like this compulsive need to be liked, like my need to be praised." "Would I rather be feared or loved? Easy. Both. I want people to be afraid of how much they love me." "I love inside jokes. I'd love to be a part of one someday." "I'm not superstitious but I am a little stitious." "Is there something besides 'Mexican' you prefer to be called? Something less offensive?" "I’m an early bird and I’m a night owl. So I’m wise and I have worms." "Yes it is true! I, Michael Scott, am signing up with an online dating service. I need a username and I have a great one. Little Kid Lover. That way people will know exactly where my priorities are at." "Oh, this is gonna feel so good getting this thing off my chest... that's what she said." "We're all homos. Homo... Sapiens." Nothing short of a true leader. Nykonax 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nykonax 1,563 Posted June 25, 2019 Share Posted June 25, 2019 lowkey wanna retire your number then idk if you deserve it Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Motzaburger 1,590 Posted June 25, 2019 Author Share Posted June 25, 2019 6 minutes ago, Nykonax said: lowkey wanna retire your number then idk if you deserve it I'll list the current franchise records for you to change your mind: 1st captain Most goals in a season Highest shooting % in a season Most PP goals in a season Most PP assists in a season Most PP points in a season Highest P/20 in a season Highest FO% in a season Hopefully that is enough to help Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nykonax 1,563 Posted June 25, 2019 Share Posted June 25, 2019 3 minutes ago, Motzaburger said: I'll list the current franchise records for you to change your mind: 1st captain Most goals in a season Highest shooting % in a season Most PP goals in a season Most PP assists in a season Most PP points in a season Highest P/20 in a season Highest FO% in a season Hopefully that is enough to help okay that does it for me. whats your number Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Motzaburger 1,590 Posted June 25, 2019 Author Share Posted June 25, 2019 1 minute ago, Nykonax said: okay that does it for me. whats your number see the banner *all those records to be surpassed soon I'm sure Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Matt_O 897 Posted June 25, 2019 Share Posted June 25, 2019 26 minutes ago, Nykonax said: okay that does it for me. whats your number it was literally the franchises first season. It shouldn't be a surprise he holds all these records lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nykonax 1,563 Posted June 25, 2019 Share Posted June 25, 2019 6 minutes ago, Matt_O said: it was literally the franchises first season. It shouldn't be a surprise he holds all these records lol thats the joke lmao Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Matt_O 897 Posted June 25, 2019 Share Posted June 25, 2019 Just now, Nykonax said: thats the joke lmao damn it guys it went over my head. I never thought I'd see the day Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Motzaburger 1,590 Posted June 25, 2019 Author Share Posted June 25, 2019 32 minutes ago, Matt_O said: it was literally the franchises first season. It shouldn't be a surprise he holds all these records lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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