VHL Venturing off

[Banackock 8,044]

Things are booming, not busting, in the VHL these days, baby! The dark, gloomy, storm clouds have left the building and things are doing good. The VHL is revived and come back to life. We all remember those dark days (well, likely a good amount don't). They actually weren't as bad as people were saying but I also wouldn't say they're were healthy or progressive. Now? Take a look around. TPE is running out the yahoo, people are earning quik TPE and making us all back in those days look like bitch asses. People can leave the drafts now with insane amounts of TPE. Even first gen players that are mediocrely active, they're busting 200+. The economy, obviously booming because of this too. People were making large bands of money all thanks to the Brands and such. Man, those days were sweet. IMO, we need another way to earn money like that but also imo, brands were shit. Need something need. It was a good idea, just not well with the community and the tournament was too much work for nothing gained it felt. 

 

Well, now the VHL is looking to go even further. Supposedly we have an app on the android. It's gonna be on the stores. I can't imagine it looks like a professional, amazing app, but there is one. Recruitment is looking for more and more unique ways to attract new members. This isn't the early 2000's. A post on a hockey forum or Nexopia/Myspace post aren't going to cut it anymore. We're in the day and age where we discovered more than 2 genders of human beings (lololololololol), kids win 3million dollars in Fortnite tournaments and Youtub'in women make more money per video caking their face clown sauce, then you do per quarter year at work. The VHL needs to be unique. The world is largely unique. 

 

Thus, our wonderful recruitment team have come up with new methods or advertisement. 

 

1. Sex is popular. Sex is good. VHL condoms come with the face of your favourite player on the tip. Score big today!

2. Have dry eyes? Allergies got you down? VHL opened up their own line of eye drops called "Not For Pussies: Hulk Hogan Edition". Similar ingredients to bear spray.

3. Smell that beautiful fragrance? VHL cologne, Old Spyce, hits the market tomorrow. 

4. Elizabeth May, of Canada's Green Party, offered to plant a tree for every new member that joined.

5. Justin Trudeau states VHL will use new material instead of plastic gatorade and water bottles. He was quoted as saying "We have recently switched to drinking water bottles out of… water out of… when we have water bottles out of plastic. Sorry! Away from plastic towards paper like drink-box water bottles sort of things,”. If you think that's funny, that's the man you let Canada vote in. That's a legit quote (apparently they didn't provide us with all the "uhhh's" he usually throws in a sentence).

6. President Donald Trump promised to eliminate all Mexicans in the VHL. Astonishingly, his approval and popularity percentage have risen 33% in the USA, while they've taken a 69% dip in the VHL.

7. President-to-be "hopeful", Hillary Clinton, promises to work a second job as the VHL's email and paperwork department. We've heard she's amazing at handling emails etc.

 

All this stuff is gonna help the VHL. These are only a few of the many initiatives Beketov currently has cooking up in his secret lab. He's your normal everyday guy on the outside but than has a secret lab. Like Walter White and meth, but Beketov and secrets. Ask him about his secrets.

 

I'm at my word limit. I planned to write a VHL.com and only do a few ideas above but than I enjoyed writing the VHL's ways that the fingers just kept typing.... So this is a media spot for 3 capped TPE, lol..

 

What are some ways you think the VHL should advertise the league? -1 point for porn site suggestions. And also, like, what are some things the VHL should dibble dabble into? Maybe a car made my Audi named the "Viktoree" and yeah. and go!

[Gustav 6,407]

"The Victory Hockey League (VHL) is an ice hockey simulation forum that anybody can enjoy. You don't even need to be an ice hockey fan! It's super easy to start and begin playing. All you have to do is create an account, and then choose what position you want your player playing. You can choose between goaltender, defenseman, left wing, right wing, and centerman. After you're done creating your player, you start off with 30 TPE to use. You're probably wondering, what is "TPE?" TPE is a virtual currency you use to upgrade your player's attributes. You get several attributes you can put your TPE into. Before you use your 30 TPE, make sure you know what type of player you want to build . Your build could be anywhere from a power forward to an offensive defenseman, the possibilities are truly endless. TPE is earned by doing point tasks which could be anywhere from a graphic to writing a VHL-related article. After the beginning, you will be put through the task of entering the VHLM (Victory Hockey League Minors) draft. Your potential destination can be anywhere, you'll just have to wait and see. Once you get drafted by a VHLM team, you will be able to communicate with your team's GM. Your GM will help you get situated, and will make sure you become a hardworking, successful player throughout your VHLM career. (NOTE: Player simulations are simulated through a simulation engine) Once you get drafted by a VHLM team, you get to play there for one year and then get drafted by a VHL team. Also don't worry, you can play in the VHLM for 2 years to develop your player even more. Once you reach the VHL, you get to do a lot of the things you'd do in the National Hockey League (in real life professional ice hockey league). You can get traded, become a free agent, discuss a contract with your GM, and become a freaking legend. You need to come on this journey immediately because you're definitely missing out on an enjoyable experience!

 

https://vhlforum.com/"

 

-Mohandas Gandhi

[Matt_O 897]

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