DaBears

[HenrikZoiderberg 469]

Have you heard about DaBears? DaBears are great.

DaBears can shoot, DaBears can skate.

DaBears block shots, like Rayzor Funkz.

DaBears on other teams do the dunks.

DaBears have a captain, we call him Acyd.

His skills make other teams' goalers flaccid.

DaBears have a dman, we call him Hogan.

He fights dudes and "Brother brother"'s his slogan.

DaBears have Frost, he has a beard.

We didn't even draft him, isn't that weird?

DaBears have a player called Kevin Low.

His brain moves fast but he skates real slow.

DaBears have a dude called Maxim Kovalchuk.

The guy who plays him is a real hard fella.

DaBears don't have a boy named Michael Scott.

The offseason's soon, we'd like to sign him a lot.

Berocka is a winger, I sure like him a bunch.

He passes me the puck so that I can shoot my lunch.

Bana plays another pretty skilled defense lad.

His real name is Ambrose, but he's Stark raving mad.

The playoffs are a blast, I think you all should know,

The bears go to the finals, and here's how we did go.

We cut across the crease, and dragged across the toe,

Then passed it to the shooter, and burried Toronto.

The battle in Alberta it had no anarchy,

We all got out our brooms and straight swept Calgary.

Next we'll play the Riga, or Maybe the Malmo,

Which ever team we face, their goals will number low.

The VHL's interesting, a true unique sim leargue,

That's why DaBears all shout, "Hurray for Zoiderberg!"

 

Hurray for Zoiderberg!

 

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TPE for week ending November 3

Edited October 28, 2019 by HenrikZoiderberg