Breaking: Mississauga GM Starts Pyramid Scheme

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Somewhere In Canada that can't be spelled - NotVSN reporters are reporting that Mississauga Hounds GM Jerry Garcia @GustavMattias has started a pyramid scheme. Insiders at the team are reporting that the General Manager ordered a book called "How to Start A Pyramid Scheme for Dummies" and has drawn multiple triangles on his whiteboard, including some upside down ones. Rumors have it that he is selling anti-cult pills, marketed heavily throughout the arena. Graphic pictures of goats being slaughtered in an arena that oddly looks like Halifax's with a giant X painted over the images are being plastered over the boards. No one is quite sure if the General Manager is serious, or if it's just another one of his schizophrenic episodes. No one is questioning the GM however, as everyone knows what happened to player Ola Vikingstad @Dil when he refused to upgrade defense. Garcia established the LLC in Australia, saying "It's not illegal because my company is in Australia, which doesn't exist, so therefore my company doesn't exist."