A Song of Ice and Anchovies

[HenrikZoiderberg 469]

Ride into the boards
Skate the play along
With Zoider of Bergia
Along came this song

From when the Squid faced played
A silver-tongued Cornholio
His army of Wolves
At his skates did they revelio

They came after me
With rule-changing deceit
Broke down my stick
And they kicked in my teeth

While cornholio's blades
Ended Trivia sweet
And so cried the Zoider
"This shit's not so neat!"

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His edgework is pristine
His writing obsolete
He bashes and breaks you
His scoring elite

He thrusts every night
Loves with all his might
High up on mount Washington
Then takes a bad fight

He's a scorer and a pest
On a team among the best
He kills all the penalties
And never shall rest

Back to back entailed
The champions prevailed
Defeated the Reign
Then swam with a whale

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Seriously i'm glad we rolled back the changes to Trivia, but the ability to earn there on a regular basis has basically been throttled. We need a change of leadership if there's goign to be any retention, it's time to move a good chunk of the old guard oldboys out and bring in rule changes that influence new blood, not reward older members for being old members.

 

I'm going to take flak for saying the above, but screw it. This has stopped being fun, and something's going to have to change if we want to grow this community.

 

-HZ

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[Banackock 8,073]

Reminds me of the Dixie Chicks.

 

Edited February 11, 2020 by Banackock