A Red Guy begins research to combat coronavirus

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The world has been swept with a rush of panic following the spread of the COVID-19 virus and the subsequent shutdown of many institutions, including most sports leagues. The VHL has instead chosen to remain open, while forcing all players and members of the league's operations to wear a bubble suit to keep themselves free from the disease. Now, A Red Guy is doing his part to help combat the pandemic.

 

ARG has offered his services to help aid in research. Not with a financial donation, mind you, but by donating his time. He played a scientist on a TV show on his home planet of Sal Minella, and feels that that makes him qualified to research a cure on the disease. He will likely offer absolutely nothing of value to the situation. He also confirmed that he has no respiratory system and thus is at no risk of catching COVID-19.

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Toronto has opted to use flame throwers and incinerators to deter infected individuals by displaying public executions on stadium ground. 

 

Toronto Police too afraid to catch the disease to respond to the murders. It’s a public service, a Legion spokesperson said.