Penny's thoughts on the ASG today

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Penny’s Thoughts on the VHL All Star Game

 

            First off, I want to start off by saying that Beaviss did an absolute terrible job. My man kept Rayz Funk in the net, a huge mistake that caused Team Gorlab to lose – and I am very disappointed in him for that. If Gorlab would’ve had full control over his team, that team would’ve done incredibly good. They employed the best strategy that’s ever been put forth in any hockey league – they employed the Edmonton Oilers strategy (a team from the NHL if you don’t know), by allowing twice the shots that they give. Usually it works out well, whoever shoots more usually loses – but in this event, in this case. It turned out the exact opposite.

 

            Gorlab and his team of licks brought out a tremendous effort, and they worked hard during that ASG. As I sat in a lobby filled with Beaviss, MexicanCow, and another gent whose name eludes me currently, I realized how much this ASG means for those who are playing in it. I mean, a good portion of the players in this ASG are now retired and will never play in another VHL game. Randoms, McWolf, and a few others I can’t name off the top of my head because I’m not a professional writer. The band of licks and Gorlab’s main squeeze Jet Jaguar brought out a good effort, but my god – it just couldn’t be enough in this unfortunate circumstance. Ryan Kastelic whipped out his dad dick and scored 5 goals. He is the captain now; he is the new Zibanejad. Gorlab couldn’t believe his eyes when he saw those results… Up 5-2 and then they still managed to lose 10-9 after a hard-fought battle. It would have been a hard-fought battle, but unfortunately for Gorlab, he had a terrible goalie in net named Funk. Funk let in some god-awful goals, and on top of that – he was never taken out of the net. It was atrocious to watch him letting in muffin after muffin, while Gorlab and his band of licks were pushing towards offense and scoring mad goals.

 

            It was to no avail though. Flyersfan and his ragged crew of misfits and has-beens managed to pull out the win. They had to have paid off Funk for him to throw the game, because there was nothing else in that game that Gorlab’s team did wrong. Rayz Funk is the WORST VHL goalie to ever participate in the ASG. That is an absolute fact, because he let in the biggest muffins. If you go back and view the footage of OT, and MIND you this is the first ASG to ever make it to OT. You will clearly see an absolute bastard of a man, not protecting his post! How dare he not protect his post and protect his team; he tore apart his team from the inside with his pathetic and poor play. The final shot and final goal were scored by a man behind the net! It wasn’t a good goal at all, wasn’t even a Lacrosse goal, it was just a PATHETIC and WORTHLESS shot that went in. I cannot believe it.

 

            @gorlab you should be ASHAMED of yourself for ever letting Rayz Funk being on your team. He is a certified BUST, he is NOT a lick.

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32 minutes ago, pennypenny said:

Ryan Kastelic whipped out his dad dick and scored 5 goals.

 

oui

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