Hylands Seen on Late Night Burrito Binge

[hylands 845]

Mexico City -- Late last night around 2:00am, a fan with a keen eye spotted what appeared to be a tipsy Chris Hylands leaving his favourite burrito place with what he described as, "a plastic bag absolutely FILLED with burritos!". This raises questions about Hylands' off-season commitment and if he is ready to step up and really become a great hockey player. Although the off-season officially started just last night, you would think Chris would avoid binging on burritos considering his #2 projected status right now. When we tried to reach Chris for a comment, we were unable to get a hold of him. Considering all the burritos and the time he was seen out, it's safe to say he is probably dealing with the consequences right now.

 

Maybe this is just a one off thing, celebrating the end of a season, but it's common knowledge that Mexico City players have had an extended off-season having not made the playoffs. Who knows how many times Chris has done this! Maybe this is just the first time he was seen, nobody knows. More to come on this developing story.

[rory 1,916]

[hylands 845]

2 minutes ago, rory said:

 

я ценю вас, товарищ

[BigTittySmitty 172]

Нет такой вещи, как слишком много буррито!