Groovy Dood Evolves

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Groovy Dood appeared to have a little extra swagger in his step ahead of Thursday’s matchups in Las Vegas and at home against San Diego. He entered the arena wearing only new sunglasses, a black speedo, and a black leather vest. When asked by reporters what was with his promiscuous and head-turning outfit, Groovy Dood exclaimed emphatically: “I’ve evolved.” The media scrum looked confused, but Dood slyly smiled and kept on swaggering towards his locker room.

Fortunately for the reporters assembled in the players’ tunnel, Dood’s agent stayed and tried to explain his client’s eclectic wardrobe choices.

“Groovy Dood is one groovy dude. He marches to the beat of his own drum, and we’ve all known that. What you don’t see behind the scenes is just how hard he works to be the best hockey player possible for this team and this league,” his handler explained.

“So explain to me then… he’s evolved?!” asked a reporter from the Athletic.

The agent chuckled before giving his answer: “We all know Groovy has some… underlying health conditions that allow him to take… some meds that aren’t quite… umm… let’s just say he was just approved by the league’s doctors to undergo the Mike Trout treatment. We’re looking forward to Dood becoming extra groovy in the near future.” The puzzled looks from the hockey reporters indicated that they thought Mike Trout was something they might catch in Pickle Lake in the off-season, and the scrum disbanded.

After watching Groovy Dood play in the 11-0 win over San Diego, reporters have inferred that his agent must mean “showing up once every nine times” when referring to this baseball player treatment. Groovy Dood chipped in on two of the Storm’s 11 goals, adding a goal and an assist to his 2-3—5 season.

Dood and the Minnesota Storm look to keep their spot atop the VHLM as they head into Friday’s rivalry night with games at Miami and versus Mississauga. Puck drops whenever the hell Devise wakes up.

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