Penny's Thoughts

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Penny’s Thoughts

 

            There seems to be a lot of pressing issues going on in the league, and a lot of gerfuckles that are causing some real spicy debacles in this here VHL. From the “dismissal” of Bannock Cock, and the “ban” of Rayzor, there seems to continue to be some real spicy, real interesting things going on in this here league. I haven’t been around for two weeks of it since I was bent – but being bent is the cycle of life. Without the bend, you’ll never be able to angle anything. I’ve been put to a 90-degree angle, so I guess you could say I’m always right. Since I’m always right, I want everyone to know that Gino will be spicing it up in the next season, when he inevitably goes and shoots 100 pucks for 100 goals. I know what you’re thinking, it’ll never happen! However, with a little bit of work, and a little bit of strength training – I think we’ll be seeing the next man that stretches those stat boards up straight to the top. Remember that.