Groovy Dood Makes Immediate Impact for D.C.

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Groovy Dood (DCD) entered Season 73 with high expectations. As the first overall draft pick, the rookie was hoping and planning on making an immediate impact in the VHL.

Well, no one thought his impact would be this immediate.

On his very first shift, in his very first VHL game, with his very first shot, Groovy Dood potted his very first major league goal.

Says Dood:

Well yeah, I mean I wanna go out there and score EVERY shift. Today, Big Man Forest decided to take me up on the offer. Man him and X make for a juicy combo, the old tree carrying the two young lads on his wings.

Dood on how he scored his goal:

So Boris, being Boris, Boris friggin’ misses the net with a wrister from the hashies. Mmm… hash… I’m up in front, sticking my big ol’ hockey butt in that poor goalie’s face, so I was facing all the way back to Wolski in our own end. Boris’ booming barrage bounced beneficially beneath both bothersome barriers. Those goofy Stars thought I was looking the wrong way! Heh heh nope, when that puck bounced out it was them that was caught with their tongues in the peanut butter jar.

Groovy Dood enjoyed the perks of expansion, and made the most of his opportunity on the DC Dragon’s second line. Groovy Dood continues to use his big frame and handling skills to hold onto the puck, buying Boris the Forest and winger Xavier LaFlament time and space to get into scoring position.

The 0-2 Dragons look to pick up their first win of the season tomorrow at Vancouver and versus Chicago.