Why I am a Fan of Wentz's Knee

[eaglesfan036 4,585]

In case you didn't know, @STZ won the ____fan036 for a month auction, and gave me a choice of 3 different equally gross looking usernames to chose from. I decided to chose WentzKneefan036 because of an inside joke a few years ago. In 2017 during the Eagles glorious super bowl run, STZ was gloating about Wentz tearing his ACL, and I was rather put off by someone celebrating another players injury. It has since become a meme, and STZ has decided to celebrate this meme by having me become a worshipper of Wentz's knee. It could not come at a more funny time, as Wentz played horrible all year and has now been benched for the way better Jalen Hurts. I am just glad someone thought this was worth $35, and glad we could raise this money for charity to feed the hungry. Good job VHL.

 

I only need a few more words so Victor - you are tall