Fear the Bear? Seattle fans maybe fear the LAMB?

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The Seattle Bears made their pitch the moment the clock hit the legal time to open free agency discussions in hopes to be the first ones able to speak with the highly desired center-men. While their discussions with Lamb @dlamb were brief initially, the team feels like they went extremely well and their excited for further discussions. They made very strong points for their case and are in a very interesting position which many overlook. Fortunately for Seattle, the organization always knew Dakota Lamb was an incredibly wise soul for his age and they know he sees their hidden value and strengths. Ultimately - that they aren't as weak as they appear. Afterwards, the team made a further pitch to catch the interest of Dakota Lamb with their restaurant franchise which can be found HERE! As it seems, the team is very hungry and dedicated to Dakota Lamb already and will stop at nothing to at least gain his attention and show him that Seattle is the best option for him. In fact, they're so hungry, it doesn't seem to stop and I don't think it's going to. 

Today on Seattle TV news, the helicopter camera caught a crazy, blood crazed lamb running through the streets of Seattle. Multiple reports have rumored that the deranged animal was seen foaming from the mouth and they thought they heard the animal bahing the word "USA! USA! USA!".  The animal managed to escape from the animal pen at the Bears Den celebration party where they're holding a covid safe online festival where people can partake online or while following safe guidelines and all laws. The city of Seattle has requested Donald J Trump, President of the USA and possible future cell mate of joe exotic, to release his pal in hopes that his tiger handling knowledge will be able to help capture the zombie lamb. Police have warned the public not to approach the animal but stated the animal remains not a harm to the community as it's estimated at least 74,223,744 people are carrying and armed in the USA.

Edited January 15, 2021 by Banackock

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They shot the lamb DED