Brussels Sprout

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Brussels Sprout

 

 

 

Brussels Sprout was born on the hard streets of Belarus to a loving mother and father and two older twin brothers Dylan and Cole Spouts. He grew up working on the family cabbage orchard where he would work from dawn until dusk picking bushels of cabbages from each tree. Sadly, Brussels was never very tall so he had to bring a ladder with him if he wanted to get the fresh cabbages from the very top of the trees. 

 

During one winter when cabbage was out of season and Brussels had plenty of free time he decided to learn to skate and took an old pair of skates to the local pond and see if he could learn to skate. Some say he was a master at skating on his first try, others say he tripped and cried and only became good at skating out of spite when people made fun of him for crying and said he sucked at skating. Either way he eventually became one of the best up and coming skaters in all of Belarus and would eventually end up playing at the highest junior level in his country, the BCPHHL (Belarus Can Play Hockey Hockey League). 

 

In his first season he led the league in assists with 12 in 75 games he was already on his way to super stardom. As many may know Brussels is not the most intimidating figure, standing at only 5 foot 5 many would guess he would be an easy target to push around BUT thanks to his all-cabbage diet which causes superhuman strength in large quantities he can be the most unmovable player you would ever see…. when he wants to be. So, since his 16th birthday he has been playing in the BCPHHL he is now 36 years old and in that time, he leads in all major stats you can think of. He is basically the Wayne Gretzky of Belarus but cooler and HOTTER. In his 1500 games played in BCPHHL he has 2,645 goals and 6,483 assists for a grand total of a whopping amount of points that you can add together yourself. 

 

But after dominating the Belarus Can Play Hockey Hockey League for 20 years, he has finally decided to leave for the VHLM to eventually play in the VHL. He played at the very end of the 75th season racking up what I could only assume was a league leading 4 points in 10 games before the season ended. Clearly the future is very bright for this little guy lets just hope he doesn’t dominate too hard.

 

Edited January 20, 2021 by Liberty_Cabbage