Tucker In Tibet

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Tibet? Tibet?? Tibet??? Why the fuck would Henry Tucker, hotshot prospect for the Vancouver Wolves slated to make his debut next year, go to Tibet? Well, one answer: Because Tucker in Tibet sounds better than, say, Tucker in Brazil, or Tucker in Hong Kong. So, anyways, Tucker went to Tibet.

 

So, Tucker packed his bags, in his hockey bag, thanks to some inspiration by @Trunkxolotl’s article about using your hockey bag as a suitcase, and headed off. The flight was long, but, finally, Henry landed in Djibouti. He was a little confused, because he remembered reading that he was going to a beautiful and cold mountain range. Why he was in a flat and hot desert was a mystery. He soon figured out the problem: He had hit the wrong button on his phone, so he went to Djibouti instead of Nepal. Thankfully, he got a refund, and continued on his way.

 

Now, a couple days and 2 delays later, he arrived in Nepal. He was pretty pumped to be there, cause, Y’know, it’s a really chill place. Sadly, Tucker forgot to get winter clothes, so, arriving in the middle of winter, he was pretty cold. He had to go get a lot of sweatshirts at a local bar, but he was still freezing his ass off. However, Henry thought he was a macho man, so he continued on with his trip. He decided to climb a 11,000 foot mountain with a guide, and all he did was fall down a few crevasses, but thankfully, he didn’t get injured in the process. He wanted to climb Everest, but his GM, @Rayzor_7 called him up and said, in effect, “No, you’re not climbing Everest.”

 

After that, Henry decided that he would just chillax in some bars, maybe go to a nightclub or 2. And so he did. However, he got in his, er, happy place, after 3 beers and crashed the buggy he was riding back to his cottage. He had to spend a few days in the hospital, but he was fine. Word got around fast, though, and before he knew it, @Mr_Hatter and @Beaviss were on the phone, threatening to trade him if he didn’t cut the shenanigans. Tucker remembered that he came here so he could get 6 Uncapped TPE for Theme Week, so he sobered up fast. For the rest of that trip, he only drank non-alcoholic local beverages and some Pepsi. He enjoyed the rest of the trip, before beginning a very, very, very long trip home.

 

This time, Henry hit the right button on his phone, so he went straight to the U.S. instead of making an unwanted pitstop in Andorra or Italy or something like that. The trip was over at last, and Henry needed a day to recharge his batteries. Thankfully, Minnesota had an off day, so he just rested up before taking the ice again. He got 1 goal and 1 assist in his 2nd game back, giving him 45 points through the first 40 games, more points than he had scored in his first 103 games (44). It’s a pretty good season, and it should be, since he’s at 250 TPE and ready to make his VHL debut next year.

 

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Edited February 9, 2021 by NotSoGood88