Don Draper Jingleheimer Schmidt

[Munk 1,298]

My name is Don Draper and I bring you all some joyous news. Today is a gloriously sad day for the VHL as they've been hit with their 10 000th sexual harassment case. A young lad, a wee over 18 summers named Bennett Wahl has filed a sexual harassment case against his GM, Eaglesfan036 (I think that's his username). Eaglesfan036 is notorious for his after-rink activities and has been named in 9 999 of the cases. With us today is Bennett Wahl who wants to remain anonymous as he answers our questions on what exactly happened. 

 

 

 

Reporter Don Draper: Thanks for joining us today.

 

 

Anonymous: My pleasure, this story needs to come out. 

 

 

DD: So what do you know about user Eaglesfan036? 

 

 

Anonymous: He's a bad man, I can tell you that much. As a GM he's failed to do his job as a sexual partner and as a sexual partner he's failed to not do his job as a GM.

 

 

DD: I see, that's all the time we have today as we've hit our goal of 150 viewers. Thanks again. 

Edited May 26, 2014 by Munk

[eaglesfan036 4,583]

How can Bennett Wahl remain anonymous if you just said his name?

[Will 4,604]

LOL "I bring you all some joyous news"

Next sentance: "Today is a gloriously sad day for the VHL"

[Munk 1,298]

How can Bennett Wahl remain anonymous if you just said his name?

DAMMIT GOW EVERY TIME. 

[eaglesfan036 4,583]

1 year anniversary!