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1. Trump and Trudeau have been summoned to fight to the death. Who wins and what's their weapon of choice? Please make me laugh. 2. What stinks when living and smells good when dead? (riddle time, baby) 3. What is your favourite sport? Who is your favourite team? 4. Fuck one, kill one, marry one - GO! (Blake Lively, Beyonce, Margot Robbie). Google, em. 5. If you could invent something right now, what would your beautiful inventions be? @FamishedBlanket

1. Trump and Trudeau have been summoned to fight to the death. Who wins and what's their weapon of choice? Please make me laugh. 2. What stinks when living and smells good when dead? (riddle time, baby) 3. What is your favourite sport? Who is your favourite team? 4. Fuck one, kill one, marry one - GO! (Blake Lively, Beyonce, Margot Robbie). Google, em. 5. If you could invent something right now, what would your beautiful inventions be? @Trifecta

1. Trump and Trudeau have been summoned to fight to the death. Who wins and what's their weapon of choice? Please make me laugh. 2. What stinks when living and smells good when dead? (riddle time, baby) 3. What is your favourite sport? Who is your favourite team? 4. Fuck one, kill one, marry one - GO! (Blake Lively, Beyonce, Margot Robbie). Google, em. 5. If you could invent something right now, what would your beautiful inventions be? @BarzalGoat

1. Trump and Trudeau have been summoned to fight to the death. Who wins and what's their weapon of choice? Please make me laugh. 2. What stinks when living and smells good when dead? (riddle time, baby) 3. What is your favourite sport? Who is your favourite team? 4. Fuck one, kill one, marry one - GO! (Blake Lively, Beyonce, Margot Robbie). Google, em. 5. If you could invent something right now, what would your beautiful inventions be? @oilmandan

1. Trump and Trudeau have been summoned to fight to the death. Who wins and what's their weapon of choice? Please make me laugh. 2. What stinks when living and smells good when dead? (riddle time, baby) 3. What is your favourite sport? Who is your favourite team? 4. Fuck one, kill one, marry one - GO! (Blake Lively, Beyonce, Margot Robbie). Google, em. 5. If you could invent something right now, what would your beautiful inventions be? @Dtayl

1. Trump and Trudeau have been summoned to fight to the death. Who wins and what's their weapon of choice? Please make me laugh. 2. What stinks when living and smells good when dead? (riddle time, baby) 3. What is your favourite sport? Who is your favourite team? 4. Fuck one, kill one, marry one - GO! (Blake Lively, Beyonce, Margot Robbie). Google, em. 5. If you could invent something right now, what would your beautiful inventions be? @JohnnyT_77

1. Trump and Trudeau have been summoned to fight to the death. Who wins and what's their weapon of choice? Please make me laugh. 2. What stinks when living and smells good when dead? (riddle time, baby) 3. What is your favourite sport? Who is your favourite team? 4. Fuck one, kill one, marry one - GO! (Blake Lively, Beyonce, Margot Robbie). Google, em. 5. If you could invent something right now, what would your beautiful inventions be? @ShawnGlade

Bless you for your previous 5th answer. 1. Thoughts on your hiring into the VHLM? 2. Are you going to be adding an assistant? If so, name some prospective members (and possibly tag)! 3. Are you more worried about personal performance in the VHL, or winning cups? 4. Which would you rather (say, 10-20 points a season but 5 cups at the end of your career... OR an average of 97 points per season through your 8 years but never win a cup? 5. Trump and Trudeau have been summoned to fight to the death. Who wins and what's their weapon of choice? Please make me laugh. @McWolf

YES PLEASE

Congrats @BladeMaiden

We appreciate the time, effort and dedication @ShawnGlade has given to the league since the start of his career. While he is moving up to the big leagues to GM, a replacement is needed for Halifax in the VHLM. Shawn brought to me, essentially a shorter list of guys who he would recommend. A decision has been made! Congratulations to @McWolf, who will become Head GM of the Halifax 21st the moment the S63 VHLM playoffs end. In the meantime, he will be joining Shawn and the 21st as an assistant, and to get a new hand on team properly. Thanks! @VHLM Commissioner @VHLM GM @Commissioner

oh wow

You must list your player name and position or else I will not be counting your tpe for you. You have until the conclusion of the VHL playoffs to complete this. 1. Before the end of the VHL playoffs, players that want to and are eligible for TPE bonuses from the VHLM must declare in this thread their PRIMARY stats for tracking throughout the REGULAR SEASON. These stats will then be tracked for BONUS TPE and can be declared anytime throughout the season. 2. Unless a declaration is made in this thread, players will not receive BONUS TPE at the end of the season for their achievements. This thread will be locked upon completion of the VHL playoffs. 3. Inactive players cannot have their declarations be posted by their team GMs. 4. The following stat achievements can be declared for skaters: Goals Assists Points Hits Shot Blocks +/- Rating Faceoffs Won 5. Forward Achievements (Choose 2): Goals/10 Assists/12 Points/10 Hits/30 Shot Blocks/15 +/- Rating/6 (Above +0) Fights 2 points per fight FO Won/150 6. Defensemen Achievements (Choose 2): Goals/5 Assists/10 Points/7 Hits/30 Shot Blocks/20 +/- Rating/6 (Above +0) Fights 2 points per fight 7. Goalie Achievements (All APPLICABLE) WINS/5 40 Games Started = 5 TPE Save % 0.900+ = 5 TPE Save % Sub 0.900 = 2TPE Shutouts = 3 TPE per SO 8. Declaration Form Format (Put choices in the order they are listed) Player Name Forward/Defenseman Choice 1 Choice 2 Example Mitch Higgins Forward Assists +/- *Please note that goalies do not select any choices, but must submit a TPE declaration. 9. S65 Prospects are not eligible 10. The VHLM Achievement Tracker is capped at 20 TPE per player. With a minimum cap at 10 TPE per player. 11. TPE from the Tracker cannot be applied to your player until the payout thread is posted by a VHLM Commissioner @VHLM Commissioner @VHLM GM @Commissioner

Yes to all of the above

GG and expected? Excited to see next sim! Good luck teams!

1. Did you miss the WJC this season? 2. Thoughts on your play this season? 3. thoughts on how HSK did? 4. Predict the VHLM finals 5. Predict the VHL finals @BarzalGoat

@Dtayl 1. How is life going for you right now? 2. Got anything cool or exciting planned in life right now? Trips etc? 3. Thoughts on your players performance this season? 4. Predict the VHLM finals. 5. Predict the VHL finals.

1. thoughts on your season so far? 2. thoughts on being a part of HSK? 3. What are your goals for next season? 4. Where do you think you end up in your career when it comes to overall stats, HOF and TPE? 5. What are some of your favourite shows and movies? @JohnnyT_77

1. thoughts on the WJC this past tournament? 2. Predict which teams will be in the VHLM and VHL finals. 3. who wins in each? 4. What are your goals for next season? 5. What are some of your favourite TV shows? @Stoffiday

@bagelbitesisbae 1. Are you ever going to come back? You're missed 2. how come you disappeared? 3. Will Nate Mackinnon still be the best ever in the VHL? 4. What's your favourite song currently and why? 5. What's your dream job?

@Jose Gonzalez 1. will you come back to us? 2. Thoughts on your past season? 3. Favorite NHL team and sporT? 4. What are some of your favourite foods?? 5. Who wins it all in the VHL this year? Who are you secretly rooting for?

Always keeping me busy ! @Peace

@RyanZabby Go Zabby Go!

Late to the party, but good read!