Gustav

The town has been just about as sleepy as @hedgehog337 on draft night lately, but that's about to change... @a_Ferk was found at home this morning, wearing a partially ripped tie-dye shirt and having put a bullet through his own head. He was the VIGILANTE who took out Alex on N5. Last will: There's also been a strange lack of Fortnite dancing this morning, and the reason why is figured out pretty quickly. A hot-air balloon seems to have ripped itself apart and crashed in a field just outside of town. Inside it is the body of @Nykonax, a TRANSPORTER. He was killed by a member of the COVEN. Nyko did not leave a last will. After coming out as an INVESTIGATOR yesterday, @Spartan narrowly escaped a lynching. That didn't keep him alive for very long, though, as this morning he was found killed by a JUGGERNAUT. A Death Note was found next to the body: But was Spartan really the town's Investigator, working for the good of the people? Spartan did not leave a last will. Day 7 begins now! Can you believe it's almost been a week? Time flies when your life is in danger... List of those alive (9): Votes needed today: 5

The sixth day sees its sun set. Things are starting to heat up in the town, but still no lynching. @Spartan came under suspicion, as did @DoktorFunk, but neither one ends up dying. The night begins! Bubble, bubble, toil and trouble... List of those alive:

Vote tracker: Dok - 4 (Spartan, Ricer, omg, Barzy) Spartan - 3 (Devise, Mike, hatty) Votes needed: 7

F - Acyd Burn @ROOKIE745

Vote tracker: Spartan - 5 (Ricer13, Devise, omg, Mike, hatty) Votes needed: 7

Vote tracker: Spartan 2 (Ricer13, Devise) Votes needed: 7

Give me ACL or give me death

For the week ending 5/24: 1. Our free agent foot rubbing worked just the way we wanted, as Acyd Burn and ACL TEAR have signed with us! Do you treat them any differently now that they're under contract? 2. I've made a TON of moves in the past week or so, and it's starting to look like we're doing what we can to compete this season. Do you agree with this? Do you think it's being taken too quickly? 3. The draft was this past Saturday! We picked up Hornet and Winter at 1 and 2, and loaded up on VHLM prospects in the later rounds. If you've gotten a chance to take a look at our draft class, what are your opinions? 4. Last week, I failed to mention that we brought up Joakim Bruden from the minors as well. What should my punishment be? 5. Some non-trade news came recently when it was announced that I'd be bringing in @Berocka as my slave AGM. What are your thoughts? 6. We have one assistant captain spot open! Who's your #1 choice for it? Tagging our active roster here. If you're a player who would not like to be tagged in our press conference, or if you're a prospect who would, let me know. @Quik @Acydburn @DirtyDerek @ColeMrtz @Frank @Sonnet @McWolf @Alex Bridges @David O'Quinn @Ahma @Josh @Brrbisbrr @PadStack

I actually do have something for you to fix @Beketov-- ACL TEAR isn't on my roster in this file.

@Beketov sim

That would fail as well.

I would assume two. The wiki page for the Jailor doesn't specify this but someone healed by a Doctor would receive two notifications for two attacks, so I assume it would work the same way.

There's been a struggle at the home of @Alex Bridges. The flowerbeds out front are trampled, a window has been broken, and he's got a bullet in his head. Bits of tie-dye fabric are found caught on the shards of glass in the window frame--he was shot by a VIGILANTE. He was... Last will: List of those alive (12): Votes needed today: 7

I knew we had us a steal!

F - Scott Greene @Tagger

It's been 12 hours, so @DarkSpyro has been skipped. Spyro - feel free to jump in and make your first pick whenever you see this. Doesn't matter who's currently on the clock. As for who's currently on the clock, that would be @Cxsquared.

Sike! I got out early tonight, making this yet another time this game I said something and then took it back. Some mod, huh? A lot of people choose to yell at @Alex Bridges today, but the troops aren't able to be rallied in time and he gets away from Day 5 without a rope around his neck. Night 5 starts now! List of those alive:

Rosters: Team Spyro F - Julius Freeman F - RJ Jubis F - Soren Jensen D - Berocka Sundqvist D - Smitty Werbenjagermanjensen G - Jimmy Spyro Team CX F - Hunter Hearst Helmsley F - Mikko Aaltonen F - Guy Lesieur D - Erik Summers D - Cinnamon Block G - Rayz Funk Team Rookie F - Ambrose Stark F - Owen Nolan F - Erik Draven D - Hulk Hogan D - Lance Flowers G - Jaxx Hextall Team Gustav F - Scott Greene F - Acyd Burn F - Boris the Forest D - Vladimir Pavlov D - Erik Killinger G - Raymond Bernard Team Tagger F - Benny Graves F - Phil Marleau F - Keven Foreskin D - Condor Adrienne D - Charlie Paddywagon G - A Red Guy Team Hedge F - Jet Jaguar F - Jerry Garcia F - ACL TEAR D - Lincoln Tate D - Guy Sasakamoose G - Greg Eagles

Something I forgot to mention this "morning": I'm at work until 9 tonight. Expect tonight's results to be delayed slightly--shouldn't be too bad though.

I'm stupid bigAL was a CRUSADER. (No last will)

If I did, that would have been specified.

"Gustav," you say. "Two days ago, you started the day phase more than 6 hours earlier than this! What is wrong with you?" I like sleep, that's what. I'll make this short, at least: A fairly groovy and very dead @bigAL was found by this morning's search party. He was killed by a member of the COVEN. List of those alive (13): Votes needed today: 7

Hello, VHL. Many of you know me as a pretty cool person. Many of you know me as an idiot. Many of you know me as both. Some of you may also know me as "that new guy who made the Hounds a fun place for four seasons and won't shut up about what's happened with his alumni." Well, a big part of all that alumni stuff was the presence of @Berocka, who I stuffed in my basement at the end of his rookie season and who I have been calling a racist since S68 or so, maybe. For reasons unknown to me, he still puts up with me, and has now generously agreed to be stuffed in my basement once again. The dream team is reunited in management! Please welcome Berocka as AGM OF HC DAVOS.

The fourth day comes to an end, and the town is still quiet. So am I! Night 4 begins now. List of those alive:

Shush