Gustav

Here's V1 because the one above is kind of messed up with the saturation and everything. This one still is, but to a lesser extent.

@oilmandan as promised

-OG Shawn Glade adopts Shawn Glade Jr., let's assume they're close in age so this doesn't get too weird. -Shawn Glade Jr. marries someone -That someone has an affair with OG Shawn Glade because Sweet Home Alabama--this is why I made him and Jr. close in age -That someone then has a kid, and Maury says OG Shawn Glade is the father. -Shawn Glade Jr. is now, at once, a generation above the kid--as his wife had the kid--and the same generation as the kid--as OG Shawn Glade is his legal dad and a generation above him. -Since SGJr is a generation above the kid, he is a generation above his legal dad, OG Shawn Glade--but he's also a generation below his legal dad, for the obvious reason that OG Shawn Glade is his legal dad. -Therefore, Shawn Glade Jr. is his own grandfather. -So, Shawn Glade III = Shawn Glade Jr. after some legal mayhem.

Vote tracker: LastOneUp - 5 (Mike, Barzy, McWolf, omg, DoktorFunk) Joe Exotic - 1 (Berocka) Votes needed to lynch: 6

Vote tracker: LastOneUp - 4 (Mike, Barzy, McWolf, omg) Joe Exotic - 1 (Berocka) Votes needed to lynch: 6

What? Town of Salem results actually happening at 9 AM? No, it can't be. And what? Nobody died last night? No, it can't be. But it is! Everyone in the town is present and accounted for. The sun is up, the day is new, and it's time for more action. Day 6! List of those alive (11): Votes needed for lynching today: 6

The end of the day is upon us, and this time it's @Enorama brought up. He gives an elaborate explanation of what's happening, but the town is having none of it. Eight people want him dead, and dead he shall be. Before he can be hanged, though, he takes a large knife out of his belt--and cuts his throat with it. Dying in the same manner that he killed, he was the SERIAL KILLER. Night 5 begins now!

Pouta wins his last game!

Davos*

Vote tracker: Enorama - 7 (Mike, McWolf, DoktorFunk, Spartan, BarzalGoat, LastOneUp, Berocka) BladeMaiden - 2 (Enorama, omg) Votes needed for lynching: 7

Vote tracker: Enorama - 6 (Mike, McWolf, DoktorFunk, Spartan, BarzalGoat, LastOneUp) BladeMaiden - 3 (Enorama, omg) Votes needed for lynching: 7

Eno is Canadian so this entire article is WRONG Great read though.

Vote tracker: Enorama - 6 (BarzalGoat, Mike, McWolf, DoktorFunk, omg, Spartan) BladeMaiden - 2 (Enorama, LastOneUp) Votes needed for lynching: 7

Vote tracker: Enorama - 4 (BarzalGoat, Mike, McWolf, DoktorFunk) BladeMaiden - 1 (Enorama) Votes needed for lynching: 7

It's almost noon on the fifth day! This is what happens when you finally get to sleep in. Anyway, last night was spicy. We'll see just how spicy here... More yeeting noises. This time it's @twists being executed by the JAILOR. He was the CONSORT. More shooting noises. @Ricer13 has been killed by a member of the MAFIA. He maintained that he was a SPY over the last couple days, and he's right! He was! More throat-cutting noises. @Nykonax is found in his house in a pool of blood and hair oil. Envelopes are found all around his house with small pieces of evidence--used bullets, small quantities of drugs, all that jazz. Another victim of the SERIAL KILLER, he was the FRAMER. twists did not leave a last will. Ricer's last will: Nyko's last will: And it is time for Day 5! List of those living (12): Votes needed for lynching today: 7

For the week ending 5/3: 1. DAVOS HAS THREE OF THE TOP FOUR PICKS IN THE DRAFT. Which superstars do we need? Who on this list looks good to you? 2. The team goes out for dinner one last time for the season. Which player do you make pay for your food, and do you go all in or as cheap as possible? 3. What's something that you do on a regular basis that most other people do not? 4. You get to master any one musical instrument, instantly. What do you pick? 5. With Malmo and Helsinki both rebuilding, the bottom of the European Conference might not be so obvious. Who finishes last? Do we finally crawl out of it? 6. Who wins the Cup this season? Davos, Helsinki, New York, and Toronto have been eliminated. @RunnerBert11 @DirtyDerek @Thranduil @Frank @cpetrella @Tyler @Ahma @Josh @Brrbisbrr @xDParK @StamkosFan

Ok, so what just happened? Today has been strange, to say the least. Everyone throwing accusations at everyone else, and eventually the dust settles and we've got nine people trying to hang @Alex Bridges. He doesn't say much, doesn't claim much of anything. His last words are "doo dada dee," and that bit of info just about amounts to what can be said by those he targets. Upon investigation of his home, several threatening letters are found piled up on his desk. He was the BLACKMAILER. Good job, town. I have no idea how this happened, but good job. Everyone get your Night 4 pants on! List of those alive:

Vote tracker: Alex Bridges - 9 (BarzalGoat, Mike, DoktorFunk, a_Ferk, Spartan, Ricer, omg, McWolf, Berocka) Ricer13 - 1 (Nyko) omgitshim - 1 (LastOneUp) Votes needed for lynching: 9

Vote tracker: Alex Bridges - 8 (BarzalGoat, Mike, DoktorFunk, a_Ferk, Spartan, Ricer, omg, McWolf) Ricer13 - 1 (Nyko) omgitshim - 1 (LastOneUp) Votes needed for lynching: 9

Vote tracker: Alex Bridges - 7 (BarzalGoat, Mike, DoktorFunk, a_Ferk, Spartan, Ricer, omg) Ricer13 - 1 (Nyko) omgitshim - 1 (LastOneUp) Votes needed for lynching: 9

Vote tracker: Alex Bridges - 4 (BarzalGoat, Mike, DoktorFunk, a_Ferk) Ricer13 - 2 (Spartan, Nyko) omgitshim - 1 (LastOneUp) LastOneUp - 1 (omg) a_Ferk - 1 (Ricer13) Votes needed for lynching: 9 Be nice to your fellow citizens please, that goes for everyone.

Vote tracker: Alex Bridges - 4 (BarzalGoat, Mike, DoktorFunk, a_Ferk) Ricer13 - 2 (Spartan, Nyko) omgitshim - 2 (Ricer, LastOneUp) LastOneUp - 1 (omg) Votes needed for lynching: 9

Vote tracker: Alex Bridges - 3 (BarzalGoat, Mike, DoktorFunk) Ricer13 - 3 (Spartan, Nyko, a_Ferk) omgitshim - 2 (Ricer, LastOneUp) LastOneUp - 1 (omg) Votes needed for lynching: 9