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Calgary 3-2

291 Calgary Wranglers 292 Toronto Legion 293 Malmo Nighthawks 294 Helsinki Titans

That backup bot didn't allow anything. He's the real mvp.

At least our penalty kill was good.

No points, but a 7-2 win and 6 shots blocked? I'll take it!

Wow, those shot totals are crazy.

Ouch. Rough couple of games for the boys. No festivities at the Hawk House after these.

Helsinki 3-2

231 Moscow Menace @ Seattle Bears 232 HC Davos Dynamo @ Riga Reign 233 Calgary Wranglers @ New York Americans 234 Toronto Legion @ Helsinki Titans

Boo biased pick for top rookie. #fixtheTheRealS67VHLAwardsMidseasonPreview Also I am disgusted to be listed as a linemate with Hulk Hobag. 10/10 article though.

Another strong game by Shackleford. I guess we didn't get the memo that we WANT to tank and get a better draft pick.

Nice job by the Malmo defense

Holy shit. Nice to win a game when the other team had 14 powerplays. #firetherefs

Shackleford played decent and is still somehow scoring but that's still quite a big oof.

Wow, what a close one. Kind of concerned about Shackleford's production slowing down though.

Nice game boys! Nice to see MORPHEUS getting a point too!

Malmo, Sweden At one of the regularly scheduled "Meet the Players" events for the Malmo Nighthawks, rookie defenseman Rusty Shackleford has created created controversy over his actions towards one of the attendees. Within minutes of the event starting, a man handed Shackleford a Podrick Cast Moscow Menace jersey to sign, prompting Shackleford to throw the jersey in a nearby trash can and begin screaming at the man. Bystanders reported hearing Shackleford yell about a variety of things, from expletives directed at the man, to general threats to the city of Moscow and the entire country of Russia. At one point, Shackleford announced that "Sweden is now officially at war with Russia," however, no Swedish lawmakers were able to verify these claims as accurate. There have also been reports that Shackleford attempted to physically assault the man, but was restrained by teammates Garcia and Materazo. No one was injured in the altercation, but the Cast jersey is reportedly damaged beyond repair.

I can't believe Shackleford is doing so well offensively

19 PIMS for MORPHEUS! Also, gotta love: MORPHEUS DESTRUCTIOUS beats up Chico Smeb at 6:16 of 2nd periodMORPHEUS DESTRUCTIOUS ejected from game at 6:16 of 2nd period

Really close series with Seattle. Close, but not close enough.

Damn, tough loss. I am kind of surprised at how often Shackleford is scoring though.

One of the yeetiest yeets of all time. Nice work Johnson!

Congrats on having your innocence taken by Doug.

Wow, what kind of awful defense and goalie lets a plug like Shackleford scored on them

Damn right! What a game!