Gert B Frobe has a sketchy past. 1st thing to know is that he's not from here, but from Kansas. And honestly he doesn't like what you're saying, it's the wrong tone... Do it again and he'll stab you in the face with a soldering iron.
Does your mother sew?
BOOM
Get her to sew that.
Joe Dirt quotes aside, I plan on adding a lot of random content... And i do mean random.