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Halifax 21st Press Conference Week Ending 05/01 Nobody answered the boring anti-Christmas questions last week so you get the fun of answering them this week (slightly edited)! 1. How is pre-season/the start of the season going for you? 2. If you aren’t drafted to the VHL yet, what team do you hope drafts you? If you have been drafted, why is your team the team people should want to be drafted to? 3. What jersey number do you wear/want to wear and why did you pick this number? 4. Why are the Atlanta Thrashers the best ever NHL team and why are the Pittsburgh Penguins the worst? 5. Which players do you hope to be on a line/paired with this season and why? 6. What was the best gift you got for Christmas/a different gift-receiving occasion if you don't celebrate Christmas or you just got coal from Santa?

Halifax 21st Press Conference Week Ending 29/12 This week there are TWO options for completing the press conference. You only need to do one. (You could also mix and match questions until you've answered six but that's not as fun). CHRISTMAS QUESTIONS! 1. You have been invited to the Halifax 21st Christmas party! Everyone must bring something to contribute to the food table. What dish will you be bringing with you? 2. The party is Christmas themed fancy dress. What will you be coming as? You cannot come as a sheep as Bryn Yrwy is bringing a REAL sheep. 3. The main entertainment for the night will be karaoke. What song will you sing and will you sing it solo or with someone else? Will you be staying Christmassy or going with a tried and tested karaoke song? 4. We will also get to exchange our Secret Santa gifts! What are you hoping for this year? 5. You were lucky enough to pull Halifax 21st legend Bryn Yrwy’s name out of the hat. He is also the host of the Christmas party. What have you got him? 6. You also need to sign the Christmas card for GM Jeffery Pines. What hopefully nice message will you write in it for him to read? BAH HUMBUG QUESTIONS 1. How is pre-season training going for you? 2. If you aren’t drafted to the VHL yet, what team do you hope drafts you? If you have been drafted, why is your team the team people should want to be drafted to? 3. What jersey number do you wear/want to wear and why did you pick this number? 4. Why are the Atlanta Thrashers the best ever NHL team and why are the Pittsburgh Penguins the worst? 5. Which players do you hope to be on a line/paired with this season and why? 6. Why didn’t you answer the super fun Christmas questions?

on the third day of christmas my true love @rory gave to me three watchmen, two forgotten gifts and a juan ceson in a pear tree

on the first day of christmas my true love @rory gave to me juan ceson in a pear tree

Chad Powers Fast Facts Time waits for no man. Unless that man is Chad Powers - then it runs away. Chad Powers is an official brand ambassador for ZYN, Red Bull, Anheuser-Busch and Pit Viper. They pay him not to be seen using their products. Chad Powers thinks fast therefore he is fast at scoring own goals. @Big_Dyl

1. With the recent folding of the VHLE, we'll be getting a few players from them as we begin S96. Do you think the E shutting down was a good idea? no i am sick of the vhlm. i want to leave this league. 2. What has your player been up to this offseason? i helped my dad fire the gm. he just wasnt up to the job. 3. What are your goals for the upcoming season? i have started making plans for opening a new airport and i have read that it can take just months to open so hopefully i can do that this season. 4. Which VHL city would you most want to play in? i dont know what teams are in the vhl. i have never been to the vhl. 5. What can I do as GM to keep this an active community? be nice to dyl. give dyl everything he wants. 6. Where do you think we'll end up finishing this year in the standings? i think we will finish somewhere between first and tenth. if we finish below tenth i will be really disappointed.

thank you so much!

1. The Aces have continued their tear into the final stretch of the season! What are your thoughts on how the season has gone for the Aces? The season is going great thanks to our star player Manny Ceson. 2. We recently picked up two players in trades? How do you feel about the Aces going all in this season? Of course they are going in. They want the best players to help the best player, Manny Ceson. Everyone wants to be on the team with him. 3. How do you feel about our odds making the Founder's Cup Final? Any concerns or points of optimism you want to share? We might make it but if we don't Manny already has a vacation booked to Mexico instead just in case. 4. The theme week this week was rookies! How do you feel rookies in the VHL, be it new to the website or to text based sim hockey leagues in general, contribute to the atmosphere of the VHL? We should ban rookies. New users have to adopt old players who can keep playing forever but only in the VHLM. 5. What are your favorite hobbies outside of playing for the best team in the VHLM? Manny has lots of hobbies but he can't tell you what they are as they are top secret. If you would like to know how to be great like Manny you can buy his new book which details the best hobbies to do to be the best. 6. Thoughts on revoking Manuel Ceson's captaincy? This is the worst idea I have ever heard. The only reason this would be a good idea is if Juan got to come back and be captain instead.

1. Where did the inspiration come for each character (Villain, Mad Villain, Pinky)? i don't know who those people are but i think there is a show called pinky and the brain so maybe that? 2. Will there be more characters in the future? i would assume so. theres only so long a character can play in the league. 3. Where will this end? the season will end in a few weeks. if we are lucky we will get to go to the playoffs. 4. Can you really tell me such a thing? dylan. that is the coolest thing i know. 5. Why you gotta be so cool? damn how did you know i was the thing i said? i am cool because i am. 6. When you gonna take me out? i had considered taking you out but i decided to let you live since it wouldnt be very cool of me to take you out.

i think youre onto something. i heard they even made the mad villain one of the team captains.

@Maxx please confirm i recruited you

1. What was your initial reaction when you heard your name called as the 5th overall pick by the Las Vegas Aces? They didn't call my name so I was very disappointed. Truly heartbroken. 2. How do you plan to bring your unique style to the Aces, and what can fans expect from you this season? Thank you for noticing my unique style! I will be bringing it to the Aces by offering my teammates personal coaching sessions in how to be like me for a very reasonable fee. 3. How do you see yourself fitting in? Of course I am going to "fit in". The team is literally made for me. It's my team. 4. How do you handle pressure on and off the field? There is no pressure. You don't need to worry about anything. You just have to play to get paid. Don't need to win. 5. What are your personal goals for your rookie season with the Aces? I was here last season for a while but this season I want to be best which will be easy because I am the best. 6. How do you plan to develop your game to meet the challenges of the VHL? I don't know what the VHL is. I am in the VHLM and my game is already perfect for it.

@TheHockey_pro please confirm

@TheHockey_pro @Maxx

There is no need to worry. The animals are secure with Ivan Zampony as their leader.