dylanjj37

@Thundermust be taken down

hi @Mysterious_Fish no refunds

i said you could have membership in exchange for a good article about john season. this is about marlins gm.

1. marlins gm doesnt know any of the players you listed 2. marlins agm is not worried about marlins gm and in fact was recently given a pay rise by marlins gm 3. you keep mentioning everyone going to the juan ceson zoo. the zoo is not in every single city in the world. this is very unreasonable. 4. they do not have lifetime membership passes to the zoo 5. neither do you 6. you also dont have a pass to the juan ceson fan club

Player Information Username: dylanjj37 Player Name: Marlins GM Recruited From: Member (MexicanCow) Age: 47 Position: D Height: 80 in. Weight: 250 lbs. Birthplace: Faroe Islands Player Page @VHLM GM

john season doesnt have that long to wait

not enough mention of john season in this article

wow thank you! glad i beat @ace_five_

applied (jk i dont want to fill that last guys shoes, would be way too hard to be as good as him)

also he doesnt change colour hes a real pony

this is totally untrue ivan zampony (named after @eagle_3450) is las vegas's zamboni driver and he does not live in a zoo. if any team is going to be rebranded after their zamboni driver it should be the leafs not las vegas

john season has always been suspicious of @dogwoodmaple and will be happy to assist the investigators with any and all inquiries

1. i have enjoyed playing under our new gm lucyxpher 2. dogwood, our hero dogwood, dog-saver dogwood. lets talk about someone else for once! 3. everyone is our biggest rival. this is a competition 4. i refuse to answer this question. you should already have this in your notes! 5. i did not pay attention to any of these but i saw max verstappen didnt win a gp which is crazy 6. at home. i cant be bothered to celebrate anything.

Is Dogwood a dog?

1. i cant wait to play with john season. he is so amazing. 100% should be captain. 2. no im not really bothered about winning awards 3. i never listen to any embarrassing songs. you shouldnt be embarrassed about what you like listening to. 4. i want to be the very best, like no one ever was. 5. my player has no weaknesses. see above re: being the very best. 6. of course, we meet all the criteria to win

1. my performance has been truly outstanding. could never have imagined how great id be 2. ive enjoyed playing hockey which is good because its my job 3. totally confident 4. no 5. nobody will win the cups and the playoffs will be cancelled 6. i heard the coyotes won a game

the snack should absolutely come first

(dont look at my player history please)

this is not eating!

How close is this team to turning defeats into victories? Depends how good the AGM is and how much work they put in. What is the story of this team so far? You should know the story already if you are AGM so I don't need to tell you. What is the most surprising narrative to come of of the early stages of the VHLM? This sentence doesn't make sense. Where would you place a VHLM team if you could place a team anywhere? I would start the Halifax 1st team in Halifax. What do you enjoy most about living and playing in Halifax? I hate Halifax. My worst enemy Bryn Yrwy lives in Halifax. Who is your early pick for VHLM MVP? Me. Of course I will be MVP. This should not even be a question.

rory

LAS VEGAS ACES PRESS CONFERENCE 1. The Juan Ceson Hotel (official hotel partner of Juan Ceson's Las Vegas Aces and home of many of the team staff and players) has recently renovated its number one dining spot, the Bo Johansson Buffet, and replaced it with Dustin's Diner, a traditional American style diner with no buffets in sight. What are your thoughts on this? Would you prefer to have the old buffet back? 2. It is the AGM Juan Ceson's birthday this week. How should we celebrate his birthday and what gift will you be getting him? 3. Chef Dewberry (official chef of Juan Ceson's Las Vegas Aces) has been seen at many Aces games this season and is perhaps the team's biggest fan. What are you a huge fan of and why? 4. Do you play/watch any other sports other than ice hockey? 5. Juan Ceson is going on vacation this week to Scotland. Don't worry though as his assistant Jean-Paul Goatier will be taking over his AGM responsibilities while he is away. Where is somewhere you would most like to visit or your favourite place you have been that you would recommend to someone else? 6. How can we get more people to engage with the team in the locker room or on the forum (e.g. answering these questions!!!)?

past the vhle? the question should be does he MAKE the vhle

absolutely definitely not *related* to Juan Ceson at all who even is that?!

Player Information Username: dylanjj37 Player Name: John Season Recruited From: Member (mclovin) Age: 16 Position: D Height: 66 in. Weight: 140 lbs. Birthplace: France Player Page @VHLM GM