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Reason #6 is because we have the @Joe Exotic in the league

Gainer vs Gainer II It’s the most riveting rivalry in sports. No, it’s not Canadiens vs Bruins. It’s not Yankees and Redsox or Ohio State vs that state up north. Instead it’s the budding rivalry between the green-eyed pest of the Prairies, Gainer the Gopher and the Hounds ruthless forward, Joseph Gainer. Joseph lost in a split decision in their initial charity boxing match. With world sports at a standstill due to current world affairs, all eyes turned to Mississauga as the setting switched to Josephs backyard for the second installation of the fight. This time raising money for the Juvenile Diabetes Research Foundation, Gainer and Gainer took to the ring this past Saturday night. Before a sell-out crowd at the Mississauga Community Center, Joseph Gainer won in convincing fashion, avenging his previous loss with an unanimous decision. Joseph controlled much of the fight, looking faster than the Gopher all night. From the first bell to the last, Joseph put the Gopher where he wanted him, and it seemed like the Gopher couldn’t do much about it. With the score now settled at one victory a piece, the only logical solution is a third and final fight, right? While Gainer the Gopher and his team declined to answer questions after the fight, Joseph Gainer was more than happy to speculate about a third fight. “Obviously, it’s always great to help raise money for good causes “said Joseph.” I would be lying if I said it hasn’t gotten a little personal as time has gone on. If he wants to have one more final fight, to settle the score and raise money for charity, he knows where to find me.” It seems inevitable that it is only a matter of time before the pinnacle fight occurs between the two. And this one will be bigger than the Fight of the Century, the Money Fight, or the Thrilla in Manila, for this 3rd and final, pinnacle piece of sporting history has already been dubbed THE SLAMMER IN THE HAMMER!

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1. Everyone is great and super cool. The locker room only seems to get better. 2. Canada. Always Canada. No one but Canada. 3. Continue to earn TPE, contribute to the team effort to make the playoffs. 4. Down but not out. We got this! 5. A lot of animal crossing. Ok, an unhealthy amount of animal crossing. 6. 1. Ozark 2. Ozark 3. Ozark

So You Want to Join the VHL Congratulations, you’ve just made one of the biggest decisions of your life. Ok, maybe getting married, having children, buying a house, choosing a school, buying a car, deciding what to bring to your in-law’s house for the annual thanksgiving get together are all more important. BUT, other than that, deciding to take a shot (no pun intended) at playing in the Victory Hockey League is pretty darn important. So, what should you know? How do you prepare? Whose got the best logo? Well, look no further, because here is your guide. You’ve arrived and what do you do now. Well that depends on what kind of player you want to be. Want to be the next Scotty Campbell? Well then create the offensive beast at forward and see if you can score more than their 89 goals in a season! Or maybe you fancy more of a Sandro Clegane style, and want to stand tall between the pipes. Create your goalie and chase their 22 shutouts in a season! Or maybe, just maybe you fancy more of a Brad Marchand style. Listen, it’s a free country and you can do what you want but maybe take a second reconsider this decision. No matter what type of player you choose you’ll be welcomed into the VHL family with open arms (obviously 6 feet away though #socialdistancing) What will it take to succeed in this league? Start in the VHLM and begin your junior career chasing the Founders Cup. Your team discord will anxiously be waiting for you, and you can look to them for all sorts of advice. Before you know it, you’ll be the one giving advice to the rookies. If you get traded or switch teams, your old locker room will always be keeping an eye out for you to come back and visit, because that is what the VHLM and the VHL as a whole is all about. Sure, we all want to be the one to claim the Continental Cup at the end of the season. And of course, there is good natured banter between clubs. But ultimately through your time here, everyone wants to help you. Be it with advice on what to write articles about, or whether to upgrade your skating or defence, there are always people around willing to give a helping hand. In the VHL, players a spread out across the world. Whether you are in Hamilton, Ontario, St Louis, Missouri, or across the pond in Cologne, Germany or Seoul, South Korea, you become a part of the family. You are not just joining a virtual hockey league. You are joining an international family. So yes, come for the hockey, come for the glory, and come for the chance to live out your dreams as a hockey star. But stay for the family, the sense of community, and the friendships that come along with joining the best hockey simulation on the web, the Victory Hockey League. Word Count: 501

Gainer uses Diagnosis to Overcome Adversity EDITORS NOTE: Change the sport in this story from hockey to football, and this story is 100% true. This is my story of dealing with type 1 diabetes. The Mississauga Hounds find themselves in a difficult place. They are losers of 7 straight games, dropping 11 of their last 12. Add onto that the recent trade of all-star forward and team leader Andrew Su, and the departure of general manager doktorfunk, and Berockas squad finds itself facing an uphill battle. For the Hounds, every time this season has seemed to reach a new low, and someone has uttered the phrase “it can go nowhere but up from here” things have somehow found a way to get worse. And while this is a difficult time, it is not as if players have not experienced adversity in their lives before and they will need to draw on their past experiences to battle through this rough patch. For Mississauga rookie Joseph Gainer, he has called on lessons he learned facing his own adversity in his teens during this losing skid. For him, he has lived every day since he was 13 fighting an invisible enemy, making up to 150 extra decisions per day, and having decisions he makes today determining possible negative outcomes in his future. For Gainer no matter how hard the current situation is, it will never be as hard as his daily fight against type 1 diabetes. On a warm September afternoon at his high school in Hamilton, Joseph Gainer was talking with a group of his teachers in the hallway. One of the teachers made a comment of how Gainer was looking jaundice that day. Gainer brushed it off, telling his teacher that he was fine, but had a doctor’s appointment after school just as a precaution. He told his hockey coach that he may be a few minutes late for practice that afternoon, but that he was sure he would make it. “It’s funny” Gainer recalls, “because all of the warning signs were there. I was constantly thirsty drinking water at an unnatural rate and yet was unable to quench my thirst. I was using the washroom 15-20 times per day. I would great leg spasms every night from being so dehydrated. And yet I brushed it all off.” Being in the midst of training camp for the upcoming hockey season, Gainer and his family figured that all of that was just a consequence of the heavy, long, daily practices. It was when he lost over 30 pounds in less than a month that Gainer released that something serious was wrong. Even as he was talking to the doctor at his appointment and taking some tests, he didn’t feel like his body was attacking itself. Gainer recalled the faithful appointment. “The doctor had one hell of a poker face. She kept telling me she thought everything was fine, and that she was just going to run a couple of simple tests to ensure that I was ok and then I would be on my way. I actually felt better when she went to run the tests, telling my dad that I guess I just over reacted. As soon as she came back into the room though, you could tell that she was going to tell me something I didn’t want to hear.” It might sound cliché, but Gainer doesn’t remember much after that. I remember the doctor telling my dad I needed to go to the emergency room ASAP. I remember him calling my mom on the car ride down. The rest is a blur of tears, anger and sadness, at what was ahead. “My time in the emergency room is also a little bit of a blur,” said Gainer, while pulling out his blood sugar glucose monitor to check is blood sugar level. “The first day was spent just trying to stabilize me. The nurses would come in a tell me what they were giving me, but hell if I can remember it. Something I do remember is them trying to put the first IV in. First of all, I am terrified of needles. Not hate them, not find them an inconvenience, but run away, avoid at all costs, parents had to hold me down as a kid for my flu shot terrified of needles. So, having them try to insert an IV into my tiny, dehydrated veins was my first experience in the hard-core crash course of becoming desensitized to needles.” Gainer went on to recall how his visit continued, commenting that it’s incredible how quickly someone can become desensitized to needles when their life depends on multiple daily shots of insulin. “My dad, God bless him, spent the first night with me in the ER, sleeping in one of those stereotypical, uncomfortable hospital chairs. That was only a one-time thing, as after that, they would leave around 10 pm and come back at 8 am,” Gainer said, emphasizing how thankful he was for the support and sacrifices his parents made in the early days of his diagnosis. His teacher in his mother came out in full force, furiously taking notes as person after person came in to give Gainer a 4-day crash course in living with type 1 diabetes. His dad took care of arranging the new litany of prescriptions at the pharmacy, co-ordinating with Gainers school and work, as well as keeping family and friends updated. They also helped to arrange some visitors to come and see Gainer during his hospitals stay. “One of my coaches came to see me the second day in the hospital, and I tried to get out of the bed to greet him. Problem was I had and IV in each hand, and another one in each arm,” Gainer reminisced. “I was told to not do that again. Some of my teammates came to visit me a couple days later. They later told me they had a fierce debate over whether or not it would be funny to bring doughnuts to me. They ultimately decided against it, which was greatly appreciated.” When he was finally released from the hospital, the first place he went was to hockey practice to see his team before their game the next day against their neighbouring rivals. It was a game he always looked forward to playing, but one that he would not get to play in. Gainer had had the opportunity to jump up to the next level of hockey, but made the decision to stay at his age level and play another year with his friends. It would be their last year together, and he wanted to be a part of it. So, when his diagnosis took him out of commission for an indefinite amount of time, it hurt a lot. “I remember one day deciding that I wanted to grab this thing by the horns, and get back to hockey as soon as possible. I got cleared to begin non-contact cardio activities, and 4 weeks after my diagnosis, I was back into the lineup. I am not kidding when I say that was the worst game I ever played in my entire life.” Gainers team won that game, in a blow-out fashion to top it off. Yet it triggered a crisis of confidence in Gainer. “I remember my coach seeing me at practice on Monday, who was known as being sometimes too blunt towards others. He told me it was the worst game I had ever played under him. Whatever confidence I had left vanished quicker than my beta cells (responsible for the production of insulin). Don’t get me wrong, that coach was family to me, and always looked out for us. But it took me weeks after that to regain my confidence to my pre-diagnosis levels. Even then, nothing felt normal while playing anymore. Always in the back of my mind was the status of my health, wanting to make sure it would not affect my play.” One of Gainers main ways of coping with his diagnosis was what he called “reality checks.” He described them as comparing his situation to those of others. “It may not have been the healthiest way to deal with it, but it worked for me. I tried to remind myself that while what I had was a lifelong, chronic illness, it was a manageable one. There were treatments which would enable me to live a pseudo normal life. I didn’t have cancer, or some type of disease that was much more life threatening. And to me, that meant I had a duty to do everything I could to ensure I took advantage of the hand I was dealt. It could have been a lot worse. So instead of wallowing in my sorrows, I wanted to do my best every day.” While this strategy had some upside, it particularly was hard on Gainer when he hit a road bump. If he used the wrong amount of insulin, or forgot to take his nighttime insulin, he said he felt as if he failed. It took talks with diabetes professional, mental health experts and family and friends to realize how he had to frame this. It couldn’t be 100 or nothing. It couldn’t be the view that either this was the worst possible news he could get, or that everything was fine and nothing had changed. It had to be somewhere in the middle. Something had changed, and not in a good way. On the other hand, it is a treatable illness that he can take on. “Initially it was just finding that balance in order to ensure that I was not only physically, but also mentally in a good place. And thankfully now I can say that I am in a pretty good spot.” While nothing will compare to the rocky road that was his first couple of months with diabetes, sometimes things still aren’t easy Gainer told us. “There are 45 different things that effect a person’s blood sugar levels. From things in your control such as caffeine and alcohol intake, to less controllable things such as stress, any number of things can cause a person’s blood sugar to go out of whack. Exercise is another one of those. So, it’s really all about trial and error to ensure that I’m keeping my blood sugar at the best levels possible.” Gainer admits that it always isn’t easy, and that he often times becomes frustrated. Sometimes, he said, you can do the same thing twice and end up with 2 completely different outcomes. He said that’s life with diabetes though, and that you just have to do the best you can. Gainer has also said that new technologies have made his diabetes much more manageable. Continuous glucose monitors allow for me to see a real time update of my blood sugar as opposed to a single point in the day. It allows for closer monitoring of my blood sugar levels, and changes can be made easier and more accurately. And with the ever-advanced insulin pumps, I am able to have a finer control over my blood sugar. Gainer laughed when he noted that the insulin pump allowed for less needles as well. While his phobia of needles has dramatically decreased over the years, he still doesn’t place it in his top 500 favourite activities. Gainer said his diagnosis is one that he wouldn’t change if he could. It has allowed him to become the person he is today, and his diabetes has become a part of him. For better or for worse, his diagnosis is here to stay, and so he wants to do the best he can with the hand he was dealt. “I’m still the same Joseph Gainer I was 1 day before my official diagnosis. And I truly believe that this has helped sculpt me.” Gainer said. He feels very fortunate to have his family and friends in his corner since day one, helping him on this journey. “If I can wake up every day and take on diabetes, then no matter the scoring slump, or losing streak, or adversity I find myself in, I know that I will get through it. I may fall down along the way, and I’ll need help from family and friends, but I will get through it.” 2022 Words (that is just the article length, not the title, editors note or this) Using for PT weeks: April 13-19 April 20-26 April 27-May 3 May 4-10

The Tall Tale of Gainer 2 If you are wondering to yourself, what is the craziest scenario that I could possibly think of right now, what would it be? A betta fish uprising? A meteor hitting earth? A giant figure such as Galactus from Marvel Comics coming to earth and drink all our oceans through a straw like someone trying to get the last little bit of soda from a can? Ok, maybe that last one was a little much, so here’s one that actually happened last week. A junior hockey player got in the ring against a gopher mascot from the prairies who shares his namesake. Pretty crazy right? Even crazier is the fact the gopher one. However, we can neither confirm nor deny that John Cena may have been inside the costume. When asked about the fight, Joseph Gainer of the Hounds had this to say, “Obviously, the goal was the to raise money for the hospital here in town, so I’m glad we were able to raise as much as we did.” When he was further pressed on the outcome of the fight, Joseph Gainer had this to say. “I mean you always want to win. So, I’m definitely looking for a rematch if that gopher is up to it. If we can raise more money for charity, then that’s all the better. Ultimately, we will have to see what the league and club say about it.” Meanwhile in Regina, Gainer the Gopher celebrated his win with a grandeur victory ticker tape parade, the likes of which the country has not seen since Lord Stanley’s Cup made its last visit to the six in 1967. Both sides have expressed willingness for a rematch. But for now we sit and await a decision. 283 Words

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1. It could be worse. At least you're not being sent to Hamilton. 2. Yes! Yes! Yes! 3. By offering him some vegan bacon. 4. Defence 5. Sure, why not. 6. Gotta give it to the greaser himself, the pork between the pipes, the crisp commander, saviour of the sandwich, @Bacon

Gainer vs Gainer: The Scuffle in Saskatoon Mississauga Hound Joseph Gainer fights beloved Saskatchewan Roughriders Mascot Gainer the Gopher to determine who the ultimate Gainer is Pictured Above: Gainer the Gopher shows relief as the fight decision is announced. In an effort to help raise donations for the Mississauga hospital, Hounds rookie Joseph Gainer flew out to Saskatoon for a charity boxing match with Canadian Football League (CFL) club Saskatchewan Roughriders mascot, Gainer the Gopher. The trash talk had been building up for a while, as Gainer the Gopher accused Joseph Gainer of stealing his name, while the latter accused Gainer the Gopher of declaring 6 more weeks of winter. J Gainer showed up decked out in tiger stripes, an ode to his hometown CFL team, the Hamilton Tiger Cats. Gainer G simply wore his favourite green Roughriders jersey. After 3 rounds in which both fighters were put down multiple times, the decision went to the judges. The all Saskatoon judges (yes, all Saskatoon judges, definitely no bias there) declared Gainer G the split decision winner, scoring the fight 10-8, 10-9, 10-9 for Gainer G in round 1, 10-8, 10-8, 10-9 for J Gainer in round 2, with Gainer taking the decisive round 3 match 10-9, 10-9, 10-9. There have been no bigger controversies in the professional athlete vs club mascot boxing match since Gritty’s split decision loss to Sidney Crosby in the much-watched Hostilities in Philly event. With the contentious ending to the Scuffle in Saskatoon, both Gainers have already agreed to a rematch, scheduled for some time next month. Fight promoter Dana White has agreed to lead the effort, with a rumor that the fight while head south to Las Vegas. We can only wait with excitement for Gainer vs Gainer round 2. The fight raised $12 000 for the Mississauga hospital.\ 273 Words

1. Yes. But it's only been 2 weeks. Please don't make me start over 2. You know the saying "you have a face for radio"? Well I have a voice for books. 3. Yes, but see above. 4. Media spot, press conference, trivia, article 5. I'm content right now. 6. Striving to be the GOAT

It's a Start The Mississauga Hound giving a look of disapproval over recent play Joe Gainer has played for the Mississauga Hounds for a total of 8 games. In those 8 games, the Hounds are 2 and 6, giving up 53 goals, while potting only 24 for themselves. All 6 of their loses have come by at least 3 or more goals, while their 2 victories are close games where they are able to hang on until the final horn. The cherry on top was the loss last week to Ottawa by a final tally of 10 to 0. These stats point to an interesting question, is Gainer to blame for the abysmal stretch the Hounds are in? Gainer is currently slotted in on the 4th line, where he is averaging 11 minutes and 47 seconds per game. He has recorded 3 goals and 1 assist in this brief start to his career. However, he has watched 9 goals be deposited into his own net, leaded to the less than ideal -5 plus/minus. The high point of his young career game April 3rd against the Las Vegas Aces, where he netted goals, including his first ever VHLM goal, en route to receiving the first star of the game. In the 5 games since his 2-goal night, he has recorded only 2 points, a goal and an assist, with no points in his last 3 games. To accurately assess whether the addition of Gainer has had an adverse effect on the Hounds performance, we examined the Hounds 8 games preceding the arrival of Gainer. In these games the Hounds were 1 and 7. They gave up fewer goals, albeit it was still 39 given up while potting 22 for themselves. The key indicator here was the goal differential in each game. 3 of the 6 losses were by only 1 goal, while the other 4 were 3 or more. Their worse loss came at the hands of the Philadelphia Reapers, with a 7-1 final tally. Now it is worth noting that in the 8 games Gainer has been with the team, the Hounds opponents were all in a playoff position, with the only exception being the Las Vegas Aces. So there has been no easing into for Gainer, although it sounds like he wouldn’t want it any other way. He has repeatedly told reporters that while the game results are frustrating and disappointing, it is these games that help build character and grit. “Obviously I have to play better. I can’t be giving up easy goals and leaving AA (Aleksandr Aleksandrov) out to dry like that” Gainer told reporters after practice. “With that being said, it is games like these that drive you to get better. In tight games, we are working hard to ensure that we are getting better. And it’s these games that prepare you for playoff time. Even with our current results, we are still only 1 point out of a playoff spot. And I know that we’ll keep fighting to the bitter end here to get better.” It has certainly been a rocky start for Gainer on the Hounds. But if there is any brightside, it can only go up from here. And with the talent Mississauga has been putting together, the sky’s the limit. 534 Words

Hounds get Hounded at Practice "We talking about practice man" In their last 3 games, the Hounds have scored 16 goals while giving up 15 goals against. The Hounds emerged from this 3-game stretch 1-2, with the cherry on top being a 7-6 loss to the Houston Bulls. Management understands that this type of play style is not sustainable which subsequently led to one of the hardest practices we’ve seen a VHLM team be put through this season. Bag skates, full ice cardio and. Constant action was the theme of the practice. The players were reminded that this style of play was not only unacceptable, but unsustainable in the long run. One of our favourite quotes from the session was when the coach exclaimed “If you want to play for the Maple Leafs, then don’t expect the success we all want!” (Know that as a Maple Leafs fan, this hurts me to say) As the season progresses, games get tighter and come playoff time, playing all offence with no defence will only lead you to the golf course. For the Hounds, the hard practice wasn’t so much about punishment as it was about establishing the attitude of the club. You have to play as a cohesive unit, giving 100% at both ends of the ice. And with a large influx of young players, it is important to instill this culture in them, in order to show what it takes for success in the ultra-competitive VHLM.

A Warm Welcome to the Hounds House Inside the Success of Mississauga's Welcoming Locker Room For the Mississauga Hounds, this season has been about welcoming new faces. During the current 71st season of the VHLM the Hounds have welcomed 5 fresh faces to their squad. Lucas Brandt, Michael Mac, Joakim Sakic, Sami Sam and Joseph Gainer. It has been witnessed in the past that when there is a large influx of new players onto a squad, tensions can rise in the locker room. Yet as one player recounted, “as soon as I entered the locker room, I knew I was in the right place.” This was the newest player, Joseph Gainers, reaction when he joined the Hounds. He credited the warm locker room atmosphere as being reassuring to him. “Obviously the awesome atmosphere will make people want to stay around. I only joined the league recently, and yet the fellas have already made me feel like I’m a lifelong member.” When looking at the team, it is easy to see why the team bonds so well, and it starts at the top. GM Berocka is no stranger to the VHL. Their past successes have shown him the importance of good chemistry, and they certainly radiate a positivity when it comes to interacting with others. Welcoming to new members and jolly with veterans they make everyone the encounter feel important. It is this radiative positivity that helps create the great chemistry on the Hounds. Assistant GM DoktorFunk is also no stranger to the VHL. If having a welcoming and positive attitude was a competition, it would be neck-and-neck between them and Breocka. DoktorFunk is always willing to lend a helping hand to those who needs help, and gets along with all they encounter. It is truly these 2 managers who set the tone for the rest of the team. When it comes to the players, they are equally as important in creating this welcoming atmosphere. Whether it’s the wise veterans such as Russian goaltender Alleksandr Aleksandrov, or the forwards Joakim Sakic and Justin Goodhope of Sweden and Canada respectively, these leaders are never afraid to show the rookies the ropes. Even younger guys, such as Mathew Cepeda, Sami Sam, or Adil Mahmood, all 3 levels of the ice have ready and willing leaders on it. One of the major strengths of the team is seen in the diversity of its players. Icing players from 5 countries there is no shortage of hockey and life experiences to share. From the North American powerhouses of Canada and the USA, the skilled Europeans from Sweden and Norway, or the strong and powerful from Russia, these different experiences and views from across the globe are what helps the team gel so well. While the ultimate goal of any WHLM team is to hoist the Founders Cup in eternal glory, the Mississauga Hounds are about creating experiences on and off the ice. Whether it’s helping players to make it to the pros, finding jobs in the league, becoming a manager or giving personal advice, the Hounds organization is all about forming a cohesive unit. This welcoming atmosphere can be attributed to all in the organization. And the organization can look forward to a bright future thanks to the sturdy foundation they are building now. 533 Words

Joseph Gainer: Road to the VHLM The pond where Gainer played hockey in the winter with family and friends. Joe Gainers journey to the VHLM started in the suburbs of Hamilton, Ontario. Here he began his hockey career as a lot of kids do, with Timbits hockey. He recalled gliding across the ice, with some of his closest friends that remain around him to this day. After 2 seasons of watching him on Sunday mornings at Timbits, his parents offered to let him play a higher level of hockey, Gainer jumped at the opportunity. He always found himself on the cusp. That is to say, he was very good for his age, but never good enough to jump ahead of his age group. From Timbits, he dominated on his new team, the Hamilton Hound Dogs, where he was the leading scorer. This would not be the only time Gainer was a highly contributing member of his team. When he turned 12, he again made a jump to a higher level, now playing for the Hamilton Elites he recalled going to a tournament in North Bay. At the Nipissing and Northern College Sir Joh Williams Bucktooth III Memorial Provincial Tournament (NNCSJWBMPT), the Elites raced their way to the final, where Gainer scored a heroic OT goal against powerhouse Toronto Monstars. The 5 hours bus ride back to Hamilton was one of the greatest of his hockey career he said, where the celebratory mood lasted the entire way home. The next season he put up astounding numbers, where he was spotted by the highest local team, the Hamilton Hammerheads. This is where he would spend the next 3 years of his hockey career, playing for the legendary coach Jodie Slaught. Under the mentorship of coach Jodie Slaught, he says his time there was instrumental to his development. He led the team in scoring during his 3rd season, while coming in second the other 2. Now, as he prepares to begin the next journey of his career with his new team, the Mississauga Hounds, he credits his getting here in great part to Jodie Slaught. While she was great at teaching hockey skills, moreover, she helped to instill the work ethic, drive and intensity that helped him to reach this level. He says that Slaught helped him mature off the ice just as much as on the ice. Aside from missing coach Slaught, Gainer says he will miss playing in his hometown. He feels fortunate to have been able for so long to play in his home city, close to where his family and friends could watch. Now, as his journey takes him up the QEW to Mississauga, he knows that the drive, practice and effort he put in to get to this point can’t stop. The VHLM is full of talented players, and he knows he’ll have to worker harder than before. Even though his hockey journey has taken him out of Hamilton, he won’t leave the Hamilton attitude behind. The Steel-City tough, Hamilton mentality. 461 Words

1. Trick question, we all win getting to watch Big Chungus vs Big Chungus 2. Hit the snooze button and get an extra 9 minutes of sleep. They deserve it. 3. A diet coke and a big mac during each intermission. 4. It's not Hamilton. 5. The Arkells (gotta keep the Hamilton connections) 6. Animal Crossing

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Player Information Username: joeg Player Name: Joseph Gainer Recruited From: Other (google) Age: 16 Position: LW Height: 72 in. Weight: 210 lbs. Birthplace: Canada Player Page @VHLM GM