thadthrasher

Dude, I just saw the Russian at the bottom lol. Did you get that recent COVID-19 vaccine?

Good move, congratulations on your signing!

After a reply like that @VHLM GM y'all have no choice but to pick him up!

Vanek Lospenov (@Gretzky didnt lift da puck) is looking to be picked up by a team during the mid part of the VHL season. Curious as to who he is, we'd like to ask a few questions. 1) How did you find yourself interested in playing professional hockey? 2) What are some strengths you bring to the VHL? 3) What are some weaknesses that potential GM's should know about? 4) How would you describe your play style? 5) What is the best play you have ever done? 6) How many sticks have you broken over your career?

Dang! Well, that's okay, maybe next season

I have recruited the following Neanderthals: - @Gretzky didnt lift da puck - @Eldredman - @LuluSalesAway - @Justin Burg - @Herradura - @BigHunky - @Yemnac - @Guriinwoodo - @Doug Dimmadome - @usouj - @DansNewLegs Please confirm I recruited you!

@Dil this is a guy we need on Halifax ?

A Puzzling Acquirement As the season continues to roll along, the league leading Halifax 21st have found themselves signing rookie goaltender Thadius Sales and placed him as their backup goaltender. Puzzled by this move, fans have found themselves asking one question, "Why?" When you look at the statistics behind the Halifax 21st organization, it seems as though a backup goaltender is the last thing they need. Not only have they won 89% of their regular season games, they are still in the single digits when it comes to that L column. With that, the stats for Halifax goaltender Kevin Malone are astounding: 44GP, 39-4-1, 0.921SV%, 1.42GAA, 14SO, 794SA This recent acquiring of Thadius Sales is certainly not motivated by a desire to replace the league leading goaltender Malone. So, who is Thadius Sales, and why is he here? Who is Thadius Sales? On the surface, Sales seems to be your average guy. Coming into the game late at 27, he seems to have a mysterious past that he isn’t all too open about, however, after pressing a bit we were able to get some more information out of him. Here’s what he had to say: A Charitable Move After finding out more about Sales it seems that his acquiring by Halifax was not because of a need for another goaltender, it seems to have been a charitable move. Halifax has shown the VHLM and the VHL that they are willing to do something that many organizations are not, hire an ex-felon. While it is unclear whether or not Thadius Sales actually went to prison, since he said he “nevah got caught,” this move has garnished much respect for the Halifax organization. There are currently no statistics available regarding Sales’ experience in front of the net, so it can only be assumed that his highlight reel showed something very special that impressed the Halifax front office. Now, for the rest of us, it’s only a matter of time before we see what Sales has to offer on the ice.

Bradley, Congratulations on your recent signing with San Diego. We'd like to ask you a few questions regarding your new move. 1) Is playing for the San Diego Marlins something you have always dreamed of, or is there another team you may have your eyes on? 2) After playing your first few games, how are you feeling about the team chemistry? 3) We've watched a few videos of you on the ice, and things look solid. What would you say is your greatest strengths that you bring to the Marlins organization? 4) Where do you find yourself lacking? 5) Now that you are new to the San Diego area are you looking to do anything within the community to raise attention to yourself or the Marlins? 6) Our final question, what words of encouragement would you give to your fans who may be wishing to lace up the skates one day? Thank you!

Accept, yo.

Now, I know what you're thinking, "We have enough Goalies, why would I need to pick up this guy?" I'm going to let my highlight reel speak for itself... After some time in the clink I've decided to clean up my act, get on the straight and narrow, and lace up the skates again. Now you may be wondering what got me in prison. Well, here's my rap sheet. I stole. And I robbed. And I kidnapped the president’s son. And held him for ransom. And I nevah got caught, neither. I know some of you are curious about what the worst part of prison was, and you know what, the worst thing about prison was the was the Dementors. They were flying all over the place, and they were scary. And they’d come down, and they’d suck the soul out of your body, and it hurt! I now go by Thadius Sales Player Information Username: thadthrasher Player Name: Thadius Sales Recruited From: Member (Thrash94 Gaming) Age: 27 Position: G Height: 75 in. Weight: 170 lbs. Birthplace: United States of America Player Page @VHLM GM