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D dabnad shaw G - Boris Tzesar Idk who to ping

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D Max torq F Igor Molotov @Scurvyyour up

Welp I take my homie Ronan Lavelle @Scurvyyout got next pick

Calgary Wranglers: Well from the first look at the roaster its an amazing team with a bunch of players with 1000 tpe and higher their defense is also pretty good with a decent goalie and from last seasons standings this team could be a power house that some teams will have to watch out for and I think in this season they can become the first seed again, and a good chance at winning the cup. Chicago Phoenix: Okay from what you see on their roaster its like a watered down version of Calgary roaster but there offence is a bit worse still though i think they can have the luck and ability of becoming a wildcard since their roaster is just one amazing forward then a few decent forwards an amazing defensemen then two other good dmen and then a good goalie with a eh backup. D.C Dragons: well after losing Ronan lavelle I can still see this team make the playoffs as like a mid team probably not win a cup for a while but still be able to make it to the playoffs even without ronan their defense and offense is quite good and their goalie is also one of the top goalies in the league so this team could just maybe cause some trouble to teams like Calgary and Moscow in the future. Los Angeles Stars: Okay first massive problem I see off the bat is there only two dmen which in sths is not a good thing you would want at least 3 or 4 but we can move past that now their offense is quite good like actually amazing for a team that was a rebuilding one a few seasons ago and their goaltending are one of the better ones around the league. New York Americans: a team that is mid at most goaltending is mid their defense is mid and their offense is decent at most I can see this team rebuild for a few more seasons before they can compete to try and win a cup since I can't really see them even be a wildcard spot with the team they got. Seattle Bears: Okay an actual team with potential their offense could use some work but in all is actually really good and their defense impresses me but the big flaw i see is their goaltending two goalies with one having almost no tpe which is fair they are a rookie but the other goalie only being 769 tpe making the team a bit weak on their side of the arena. Toronto Legion: Alright no hate but Toronto is not seeing the wildcard or playoffs for a couple of seasons their offense is just bad defense is a work in progress and their goalie is a brand new rookie so only being 400 tpe I can see Toronto getting tons of first round picks and getting tons of good players becoming a massive power house but for the next 3 or 2 seasons I don't see anything interesting will be happening with this team. Vancouver Wolves: The former cup winners what else can I say? offense is almost top in the league with alright defense and good goaltending this team can try again next season for the cup since I don't see them lose out of a playoff unless they do a horrible trade that ruins everything I see them winning or competing for the cup. HC Davos Dynamo: a team that actually surprises me that they haven't won a cup these past few seasons they have best goaltending in the league a really good work in progress defensive group and a good offensive core maybe another 700-600 tpe player and this team is set for a while. Helsinki Titans: Another team that just isn't playoff or wildcard ready more of a team that sits there and does nothing I will just be really fast with this one bad defense bad offense and bad goaltending hopefully they can get out of rebuild mode and into competing mode quickly. London United: a team that is slowly becoming a competing team their offense is getting good defense is well established and goaltending is amazing since their goalie is more of a new player so they can become way better and become the group leader of the team a good team that in general is a work in progress almost ready to be a beast. Malmo Nighthawks: I sadly cannot be biased but still really good offense with yaroslav will join them soon plus amazing defense being hold up by shaw torq and probert and of course the best goalie in the league (IMO) Boris Tzesar and with all these new assets and pieces that malmo got I can see them go far even past wildcard with matty fire help make the offense a fire squad. Moscow Menace: The big scary team moscow with the recent trades they have 3 1000 or more tpe players in their offense and a 1000 in their defense like jesus a juggernaut of a team and also is a another team that I think will win the cup or compete real hard for it. Prague Phantoms: another 4th seed 3rd seed team I'm seeing with this roaster I think they can get lucky and make it to the finals with the roaster they got great all around to be honest nothing I can see that makes them a bad or mid team just a good team all around. Riga Reign: honestly a bad team their defense is the only thing that slightly impresses me but after that it just a regular bad team maybe with a few trades I see them in the wildcard but right now they are just a bit better version of Toronto. Warsaw Predators: literally tampa bay a few good forwards decent defense and well a decent goalie well more like the montreal Canadiens but still this team should focus on working on getting a better goalie then worry about defense as I think they can be set after trading for a 700+ tpe goalie. Words: 1022

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In the M Halifax picked him up while trying to get at least pass the regular season and into the playoffs so Halifax played pretty decent but not the best hockey and Tzesar stats could show a weak team but still they made the playoffs they passed the first round but lost in the second showing Tzesar that he needs to improve his game to ever be considered a hall of famer so he worked hard, daily he would practice with his teammates and try to be better of a goalie. After Halifax losing the playoffs they released him and Mexico drafted him he met his first best friends with Ronan Lavlle and Dabnad Shaw and they played well together winning games left and right Couldn't be stopped really and they truly bonded together, they finally reached the playoffs and sadly in the first round they went down with a sweep first game L second game L third game L and fourth game OTL which sucked Tzesar worked hard just to be swept and also had the worst record in the league truly devastated him, after the playoffs Tzesar went off to Rome and his two pals shaw and Ronan went to Geneva. In Rome Tzesar was amazing he truly showed his improvements as a player and made the team one of the best teams in the E and finally his hard work was improving but while going into the playoffs it was all fine and dandy they go pass the first round and easily beat the second but at the finals it turned to the worst, at first it was a 0-1 lead Rome losing 0-2 at this point the entire team was losing hope going this far just to screw up now but it wasn't over, game 3 came and Rome won their first final game making it 1-2 still losing but now with hope but that hope was not gonna last they lose game 4 almost making a gentlemen sweep, and the team was at lost sad that they will lose now and that they won't win a cup but then Tzesar came in clutch in game 5 winning the game for Rome but still we were expected to lose in the next game, and when next game came Tzesar clutched again winning game 6 now everyone was suspecting a comeback? the first reversal sweep? in vhle history? and then the puck dropped in game 7 it was a hard 60 minutes..but after all the blood and sweat they finally cheer in joy and happiness and shock and all other emotions you could feel making the first ever reversal sweep in vhle history winning the finals getting Tzesar his first cup in his career it was sad but he had to leave Rome and went to davos. In davos Tzesar was slightly off and just became lazy after winning a cup thinking his career can get only better but being lazy and not working hard comes back to bite you davos had a horrible season and Tzesar stats showed it, after weeks of dealing with this the gm of davos traded him away to Malmo and there he found his old friend shaw who made him rethink about everything and training making Tzesar work hard again he worked his ass off for months coming back to the vhl as a new man, and he wanted to show that he wasn't done with the league yet Malmo wasn't in a good place but that didn't matter Tzesar showed his hard work in style, even though Tzesar hardest attempt they didn't make the playoffs but next season they got way better shaw and Tzesar worked hard as hell also adding igor and Max they finally made the playoffs sadly even though that they didn't pass the wildcard round they gave davos a hard time, after that still working hard as hell next season they didn't make the playoffs but that didn't matter to Tzesar as he knows Malmo is getting better and one day will be a contender. Words: 680

I also didn't expect this much backup from my home boys but I still love your take on the power rankings on the teams but I understand if we are going on tpe and everything at first I thought you meant statistics

Long time since we've been on a team together @MattyFired

Just got my entire players career reputation destroyed in a single sentence

While on practice Tzesar and dabnad are just out there showing their skills and the interviews wanted to see Tzesar But while about to get ready for the interview dabnad came in and asked to join, dabnad sat beside Tzesar and the interview. (Tzesar is green) (Dabnad is blue) "So! Tzesar and Dabnad! the first ever duo interview! anyway! right now the playoffs seem wild! every team has 3! next games are all win or go home right now Vancouver wolves vs Chicago Phoenix and next game it will be over who do yall think?" "Well I trust that it will be Vancouver wolves since they got tons of just straight skill and potential and right now Chicago is also pretty good but my gut is saying Vancouver" "Even though I hate HATE Vancouver I got to agree with shaw here I believe they will win the cup this season but still doesn't change that I hate them" "y'know I think Chicago has a chance but Vancouver will come out on top, but anyway do you guys miss the old trio? the old hombres? the old musketeers?" "yeaa I miss those days, don't get me wrong I love Malmo! but Mexico was different man with Ronan Lavelle but I'm still happy they were cup winners really made me happy knowing one of got a cup! I know it isn't a y'know famous trio but still those days were amazing" "Of course I miss them! but I had a little bit more time with Ronan Tzesar went to the gladiators in the VHLE while we went to geneva rush so we got to play for another season together while..mr Tzesar won a cup and I didn't." "Ay ay ay I didn't choose if I could I woulda have went with you" "alright alright next question in the entire team who would definitely not pay for the bill during dinner?" "Out of everyone I think thats a igor move he would leave just before the bill maybe a Tzesar but I see igor doing that" "What do you mean maybe?, I payed last week team dinner! but anyway yea I'd say igor would leave, never seen him do it but I feel like he would" "damn igor getting doubled right now, but anyway who here practices the most?" "if its the off-season Max can do 127 hours or practice man is a maniac about it respectfully that's how he got so good but still its a bit crazy I feel like either dom or me for second and last gotta be Shaw I was lucky that I convinced him for practice day" "first off I practice daily for like..4 hours per day that's a lot you and max are just crazy doing 90+ hours every week like give me a break" "alright I think we are out of time for today but yall are a good duo also very funny and different can't wait for everyone on Malmo to start playing again as soon the playoffs end good luck to malmo and the rest of the group See ya tzesar and dabnad!" "see ya" "see ya later" word: 522

Reporters are going around every team to find out what they think about the playoffs places currently, They find Tzesar of course in the Malmö facility practicing with abunch of teammates and wanna ask him about how he thinks about the playoffs this season. "so Tzesar! its the offseason for you but for some teams it isn't but we are here to ask about how do you think about the playoffs right now, so right now what do you think about HC davos dynamo and Moscow menace playoff fight right now?" "well right now I'm shocked I thought Moscow Menace would have easily knocked them out but no they are tied 2-2 and I was honestly confused how does a final contender seems to be almost losing to a team who almost lost last season playoffs in the wildcard round is crazy to me I understand its a whole new season and everything but from becoming one of the worst playoff teams to becoming a one beating a contender is crazy to me, I would be proud of my gm if we did that all I gotta say to HC davos Dynamo is good job beating the odds is an amazing thing to do." "y'know I thought of the same thing thinking HC davos dynamo would be kicked out in the first or second round easily but I guess their gm knows what they are doing but anyway the old cup winners D.C dragons are facing Chicago Phoenix what do you think about it?" "well to be honest trying to get a back to back cup is a very hard thing to do not impossible but it is near that you will have to have multiple players leaving the team thinking it won't be worth staying and then going through the regular season trying to still be dominants are factors you need to count in so I'm not surprised that Chicago Phoenix and D.C dragons are tied but I am kind of biased with D.C dragons since Ronan Lavelle is on that team so go dragons!" "atleast they made it to the second round last season was not the best for HC davos dynamo but anyway what do you think about Vancouver wolves vs Calgary Wranglers?" "another one which surprised me Calgary was doing amazing this season and now its a 3-1 Calgary losing I hope a comeback is in play but yea one of the best regular season teams in the league losing in the second round against one of the mid teams which I'm against Vancouver but still its just shocking to see a team with that many pieces lose so quickly I thought they were a final contender guaranteed but yea hopefully a comeback is in the works seeing a thing like this is just crazy." " I see where you are coming from a team with the best record loses to a team with not I guess Vancouver is getting lucky this playoffs but still credit to Vancouver for having the balls to do this a true playoff series I can't wait to see who is on top, but anyway Tzesar we seem to have not much time left for today See ya next time!."

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as the season ends we get to speak to Boris Tzesar one more time before the last games are played the reporters will find Tzesar in the locker room suiting up for the final games of the season even though the Malmo nighthawks didn't have the best season in their years they had a decent one. "Tzesar! I see you are suiting up for the game?" "Yup getting ready to win" "great now we have questions for ya, so through out the season you have been staying in the save% GAA and shutouts this entire season I'm guessing you are happy with these stats after playing so hard?" "well yea of course almost being the top tier saver is my dream and now I'm finally near that dream so I was really excited made me feel like a rookie to be honest, just feels like you have finally became the player you always wanted to be, I worked hard for all this I've grinded hours of my life to become a player and now I'm just trying to become the best player" "damn amazing speech, but anyway the second question after so long being on a team with barely playoff experience since the past 4 seasons are you truly just staying because you think this is your home? your final spot?" "I'm staying because I know Malmo will win I might not be there to see or play in that win but I know if I keep working hard it will pay off I know I don't have any cups or awards to prove my legacy, but knowing that I helped a franchise win is the best feeling so I'm staying because I have the gut feeling that staying and waiting will payoff it won't be for nothing I've seen this team and it will go higher then anyone else expects it to go" "another amazing answer, but anyway what do you think about the team's state that it is in?" "we are a little bit in a rebuilding and contending state I mean we have the players but we aren't completely done Max and Dom are good reasons why I even say that dabnad and the rest of the team are amazing we have a rookie goalie coming up in a few seasons so yea I love state that the team is in" "good answer, anyway final one who would win in a fight you dabnad max or dom?" "hmm I mean dabnad would lose like in 4 minutes to be honest if it's like round it would be dom vs dabnad and max vs me and I think I could handle max for like 5 minutes but then I'm the one being beaten and dabnad would lose like in a record breaking time so if it was max vs dom I say it would be a close fight but after a while dom would be the champ since yknow mans a fucking giant being 6'8" "to be honest I agree with everything you said but I bet on dom anyway bye bye Tzesar see ya next season" words: 519

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