ToooSaucey

1. Not really... Being a UFA pick-up, I don't have the clout to "rival" our first overall pick goalie. But, with a 4-1 record, there may be some shit to talk... (think Mike White/Zack Wilson situation if any of y'all like football).
2. No place like home. Saskatoon.
3. I'm the one Italian on the team, so stereotypes like "Don Carleone" or other mobsters are there... I just like making pasta for the squad.
4. Making money! Finishing school up in September, so I'm stoked to push my career forward.
5. The food. I'm Italian, so we get really boujee lol.
6. Where do I start... Lasagna, pasta, gnocci, home made cured meats (salami, porchutto, mortadella ext). If I didn't have the metabolism of a hummingbird I'd literally be 5'6 and 225lb like my player.

Review: Awesome article.  Very Canadian and funny.  I do love me some Tim Horton's when I go to Canada so this made me giggle.  I really liked the goalie quote and the only thing I would have like to see was maybe a picture of a delicious maple bar.  9/10

When the Wild win, everybody wins in the city of Saskatoon! 
 
The Wild are proud to announce a new sponsorship with Tim Hortons, on the corner of Igloo Avenue & Wheat Crescent. All 273,000 residence of the Saskatoon Metro area will receive the luxuries of a free medium double double coffee when the Wild win! Bring in a cigarette for a free upgrade to large, and enjoy a "Canadian breakfast" while watching your favourite teams victory highlights from the previous night. 
 
Igloo/Wheat Tim Hortons has opened a secondary drive-thru to accommodate the influx of lifted pick-up trucks and tractors after the wins. Although there hasn't been many yet this season, one player has his sights on changing that. Jay Sauce, back-up goalie of the Wild, said the following when asked about the sponsorship;
 
The Wild are 3-6-1 to start the season, but have there eyes set on making a playoff push as the season progresses. 

If the rating was on how Canadian this post was I'd give it a solid 20/10

When the Wild win, everybody wins in the city of Saskatoon! 
 
The Wild are proud to announce a new sponsorship with Tim Hortons, on the corner of Igloo Avenue & Wheat Crescent. All 273,000 residence of the Saskatoon Metro area will receive the luxuries of a free medium double double coffee when the Wild win! Bring in a cigarette for a free upgrade to large, and enjoy a "Canadian breakfast" while watching your favourite teams victory highlights from the previous night. 
 
Igloo/Wheat Tim Hortons has opened a secondary drive-thru to accommodate the influx of lifted pick-up trucks and tractors after the wins. Although there hasn't been many yet this season, one player has his sights on changing that. Jay Sauce, back-up goalie of the Wild, said the following when asked about the sponsorship;
 
The Wild are 3-6-1 to start the season, but have there eyes set on making a playoff push as the season progresses. 

1. Staying consistent. Keep scoring like last game, keep stopping pucks.
2. Playoffs. We have a deadly squad, just need to put it all together. A few signings/trades away from being contenders.
3. Probably the Arizona State for any sport. That colour combo is insane.
4. 1-0! Life's good so far between the pipes.
5. Goodfella's
6. Pepsi

1. Staying consistent. Keep scoring like last game, keep stopping pucks.
2. Playoffs. We have a deadly squad, just need to put it all together. A few signings/trades away from being contenders.
3. Probably the Arizona State for any sport. That colour combo is insane.
4. 1-0! Life's good so far between the pipes.
5. Goodfella's
6. Pepsi

When the Wild win, everybody wins in the city of Saskatoon! 
 
The Wild are proud to announce a new sponsorship with Tim Hortons, on the corner of Igloo Avenue & Wheat Crescent. All 273,000 residence of the Saskatoon Metro area will receive the luxuries of a free medium double double coffee when the Wild win! Bring in a cigarette for a free upgrade to large, and enjoy a "Canadian breakfast" while watching your favourite teams victory highlights from the previous night. 
 
Igloo/Wheat Tim Hortons has opened a secondary drive-thru to accommodate the influx of lifted pick-up trucks and tractors after the wins. Although there hasn't been many yet this season, one player has his sights on changing that. Jay Sauce, back-up goalie of the Wild, said the following when asked about the sponsorship;
 
The Wild are 3-6-1 to start the season, but have there eyes set on making a playoff push as the season progresses. 

When the Wild win, everybody wins in the city of Saskatoon! 
 
The Wild are proud to announce a new sponsorship with Tim Hortons, on the corner of Igloo Avenue & Wheat Crescent. All 273,000 residence of the Saskatoon Metro area will receive the luxuries of a free medium double double coffee when the Wild win! Bring in a cigarette for a free upgrade to large, and enjoy a "Canadian breakfast" while watching your favourite teams victory highlights from the previous night. 
 
Igloo/Wheat Tim Hortons has opened a secondary drive-thru to accommodate the influx of lifted pick-up trucks and tractors after the wins. Although there hasn't been many yet this season, one player has his sights on changing that. Jay Sauce, back-up goalie of the Wild, said the following when asked about the sponsorship;
 
The Wild are 3-6-1 to start the season, but have there eyes set on making a playoff push as the season progresses. 

Disregard.