JardyB10

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Today ain't yo' day Lennox

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:hippie:

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Not quite, that one actually has a seemingly detailed solution within the error. This one just straight up "doesn't exist". I've followed a suggestion by Higgins that may or may not work. Try again after tonight's sim.

I'm still not clear on what Cuffy's favourite season is though, he was being pretty ambiguous. I think he was implying that he was an Autumn type dude?

I was about to theorize that GP1 was goals scored in the first period, but GP4 would be OT, and no one's won a game in OT this season yet, yet there's a number of GP4 stats. So I would have to agree with Jackim's guess, especially since Lines GP1 and GP3 are generally the highest, and GM's tend to make Line 1 and 3 the same and 2 and 4 the same, but with line 4 getting 0% of the ice time. That sentence was probably confusing, I'm sorry. SHA is definitely Shots Against. EG is definitely Empty Net goals. Apparently, PZDF is how long the puck is in the defensive zone. PCDF would be how long the team is in control of the puck in the defensive zone. And so on for offensive zone and neutral zone. Today we have all learned something!

My educational institution organized the last half. The first half wasn't me either. But drinking is the one thing I take serious enough to organize! i.e. I'm actually somewhat allergic to alcohol or some shit because if I consume it while I'm even a little bit dehydrated, my prominent sweat pores will burn immensely and I'll light up like a strangulation victim. I generally avoid this by pounding several litres of water the day leading up to drinking, and then still mixing all my drinks with some water to boot. However, if I try drinking two days in a row, nothing I do on the second day can seem to prevent me from turning red. Perhaps too much alcohol remaining in my system fucks with my H2O balance or some shit. So the way I see it, this weekend I can maximize drunken efficiency if I take it easy on Friday, smuggle alcohol into the Saddledome on Saturday and get loaded, use Sunday as a natural recovery day, and admit myself into full blown alcoholism when I pressure a group of engineers into partying on a Monday. Then an unhappy body riding home on Tuesday. Or, more realistically, get pressured into going hard all four days and succumbing to my inevitable fate.

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:'(

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