News and Notes from around the league:
- Naomi Young is the poopiest rookie in the league, but doesn't give a poop.
- How about dat top Calgary line? Michal Wozniak leads the league with 22 points in 7 games, because I think he's autistic or something. Clark Marcellin-Labatte is right behind him with 21 points, then Volodymyr Rybak (this man's prediction for Brooks-Szatkowski) and Chico Salmon (!?) with 16 points.
- After 6-8 games, there are two goalies at the top of the league with nearly identical stats. One is, unsurprisingly, Remy LeGodbeau. The other? Evgeni "Jason White" Chekhov.
- Young's agent, Jardy Bunclewirth, has been living off free food for now two days in a row. Yesterday was pizza, today is hot dogs. In unrelated news, #CholesteralProblems.
- Tomas Valiq currently leads the league in Empty Net goals with one.
- Quebec is still the gayest team in the league.
And that's what you need to know!